my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 10, 2005, 02:02:37 AM

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«Reply #2055 on: August 05, 2006, 12:08:48 AM »

Jab hum roya karenge teri yaden dhoya karenge,
Jab tak jiya karenge tuje yaad kia krnge,
hum mar b gaye to kya hoga
YAMRAJ k mobile se sms kiya karenge


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«Reply #2056 on: August 05, 2006, 12:09:41 AM »

A student attached a Rs 100 note on his test paper and wrote, "Rs 1 for 1 mark." sardar was the valueator. He sent back the remaining 80rs change...


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«Reply #2057 on: August 05, 2006, 12:11:15 AM »

Bewafai ka darr tha to pyar kyun kiya,
Tanhai ka darr tha to ikraar kyun kiya
Maut bhi puchegi aane se pehle,
ki jo nahi aane wali thi, uska intezar kyun kiya..


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«Reply #2058 on: August 05, 2006, 12:12:42 AM »

Once Sardarji went to Hotel nd he had break fast nd came back!

This time nothing funny happened SORRY!


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«Reply #2059 on: August 05, 2006, 12:16:14 AM »

Archimedes's love principle:Ven a boy is dipped fully or partially in de love of a girl, den de loss in his studies is equal to time spent in her memories.


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«Reply #2060 on: August 05, 2006, 12:16:44 AM »

The best msg of all time.U lov somoneU marry somone elseThe one u marry becoms ur hus/wfe..And the one u loved becomes ur password of email id!!


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«Reply #2061 on: August 05, 2006, 12:19:33 AM »

Sardar bought a new"colour"TV&

Put it in the water. WHY?"

to check whether the colour goes or not.".


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«Reply #2062 on: August 05, 2006, 12:22:13 AM »

Even if all the musicians join together to create a melody to make us sleep they cannot win over our text book & our lecturers Take a book go 2sleep.


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«Reply #2063 on: August 05, 2006, 12:24:41 AM »

In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf. Husband keeps watching. Wife :Ab chaloge ya HAVA ane ka intezar karte rahoge !..


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«Reply #2064 on: August 08, 2006, 12:08:57 AM »

A drunk man was sobbing into his beer. Barman : whats up, man? Drunk man : I cant remember the name of the girl im trying to forget... !


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«Reply #2065 on: August 08, 2006, 12:10:27 AM »

uski yaad ne mujhe firse rula diya,
Kaisa hai vo zalim jisne ye sila diya..
do shabd likhne ka salika na tha hume..
aur aaj uski mohabat ne shayar bana diya..


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«Reply #2066 on: August 08, 2006, 12:10:47 AM »

shareef bhai rocks


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«Reply #2067 on: August 08, 2006, 12:11:53 AM »

What is the Difference Between Own Wife and Others Wife? Own Wife is "CHOCLATE" Can Eat Any Time. But Others Wife is "ICECREAM" Should Eat Immediatly.