my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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reshmahere

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«Reply #2085 on: August 08, 2006, 05:33:43 PM »

bikhari hui zulfon ko girahgeer bana lo,
rakhna hai mujhe kaid to zanjeer bana lo,
kaagaz pe lakeeren to bahut kheech le tumne,
ab sab ko mila kar meri tasveer bana lo...


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2086 on: August 08, 2006, 05:34:10 PM »

Bank manager asks a sardar candidate
in an interview:"what is cyclone?"
Sardar answers:"it is the loan given to
purchase a cycle....."!!


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phoenix

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«Reply #2087 on: August 08, 2006, 05:49:37 PM »

bahut khoob reshma ji


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waheed_rose2004

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«Reply #2088 on: August 09, 2006, 03:43:58 AM »

good......... Reshma........nice work.....


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2089 on: August 09, 2006, 11:48:35 PM »

A man ordered a soup in the restaurant but, as soon as the soup arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I HAVE SPIT IN THE SOUP". Once he returned, he found a message on the same napkin: "ME, TOO".


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2090 on: August 11, 2006, 12:53:47 PM »

THANK YOU PHOENIX AND WAHEED JI..

Chand ko akele me sharam aati hogi,
baat kuch tumhare bhi samajh me aati hogi,
jab bhi zikr hota hai SMART logon ka,
tumhe meri yaad bahot aati hogi..


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2091 on: August 11, 2006, 12:56:52 PM »

Maza aata hai tumhe satane me..
ruthe na koi to maza kya hai manane me,
ek tumhi se to khushi hai zara si,
warna rakha kya hai is bedard zamane me..


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2092 on: August 11, 2006, 12:57:36 PM »

Tum

acche

imanadar

sanskarwan

sundar

sushil

sabhya

dimagdaar

logon se door
rahna,warna wo
bhee "BIGAD"
jayenge...


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2093 on: August 11, 2006, 12:58:09 PM »

Tumhare woh baate yaad aayengi,
guzra huwa pal yaad ayega,
na shikwa karte hai naa shikayat karte hai.
Tum sadaa kush raho...Dil se duwa karte hai...


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2094 on: August 11, 2006, 04:44:50 PM »

nice addons reshma......................

A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!”


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samir_bc

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«Reply #2095 on: August 12, 2006, 12:20:48 PM »

apki ek baat hume bahut pasand hai
ap jabbhi koi kaam kerte hain
dil lagaker karte hain
kiyonki

kiyon ki

dimag to apke paas hai hi nahi{ha ha}


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samir_bc

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«Reply #2096 on: August 12, 2006, 12:21:44 PM »

boy : papa plz 1 glass paani lana
father : apne aap le lo
boy : papa pls de do
father : abki baar manga to 2 thapad marunga
boy : achcha papa jab thappad marne aaoge to pani lete aana


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samir_bc

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«Reply #2097 on: August 12, 2006, 12:22:20 PM »

santa : papa 5+5 kityne hote hain
papa : ullu de patthe, gadhe , idiot
nalayak, besharam tujhe kuch nahi aata
ja ander se calculater leke aa batata hun


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samir_bc

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«Reply #2098 on: August 12, 2006, 12:22:55 PM »

sardarji order dosa an eat only masala, then he order samosa
and eat only aloo

why?

coz doctor has advised him

" baahar ki cheez mat khana"


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samir_bc

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«Reply #2099 on: August 12, 2006, 12:23:53 PM »

aplication by santa :
dear sir,
sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in d family
to look after her,
kindly grant me leave for 1 day
thank you