my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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samir_bc

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«Reply #2025 on: August 01, 2006, 08:07:15 AM »

arsman bro sms churaya mat karo, judge wala sms pehle hi post ho chuka hai only sms thread main , ha ha ha

prince ko bahar nikalne ke baad pucha , ki apko kaisa lag raha hai
prince : well yeh to kuch bhi nahi ,6 saal pehle isse bhi chhote hole se baher aaya tha


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samir_bc

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«Reply #2026 on: August 01, 2006, 08:08:00 AM »

jo had se na guzre woh pyar kya
jo pyar karne per mazbur na kare woh ikrar kya
intezar to sab karte hai
saanse tutne tak jo saath na de woh yaar kya


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samir_bc

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«Reply #2027 on: August 01, 2006, 08:15:05 AM »

girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy
Mom shocked : how old is the boy & what is he doing
girl : 3 month & kicking happily in my stomach. ha ha ha


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samir_bc

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«Reply #2028 on: August 01, 2006, 11:09:32 AM »

PREDICTION:
after the death of Imraan haashmi
what will be written on his grave?

do not disturb " saala pehli baar to akela so raha hai"


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #2029 on: August 01, 2006, 12:25:18 PM »

lage raho


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samir_bc

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«Reply #2030 on: August 01, 2006, 12:28:35 PM »

plz dont post such double meaning wale post jee... plz it a request to all

edit by yoindia monitor salma4u


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2031 on: August 01, 2006, 06:10:53 PM »

tute hue pyale me jaam nahi aata..
dil ke mare ko aaram nahi aata,
ae dil todne wale,pehle ye to socha hota,
ke tute hua dil kisi ke kaam nahi aata..


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2032 on: August 01, 2006, 06:11:57 PM »

bhul jao beetee huve pal ko...
dil me basalo aane wale pal ko,
muskurao chahe jo bhi ho gum..
khushiya lekar aayega aane wala pal..


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2033 on: August 01, 2006, 06:12:19 PM »

sheeshey ka dil samajh kar,
pathron ne jise chhod diya,
kaanto se to bach gayi,
magar phoolo ne usey tod diya..


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2034 on: August 01, 2006, 06:35:49 PM »

Quote from: "reshmahere"

sheeshey ka dil samajh kar,
pathron ne jise chhod diya,
kaanto se to bach gayi,
magar phoolo ne usey tod diya..

CONFUSING HAI RE BABA :lol:


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2035 on: August 01, 2006, 06:40:36 PM »

Jab Khamoosh Aankhon Say Baat Hoti Hai
Aisey Hi Mohabbat Ki Shorowat Hoti Hai
Tumharay Hi Khayalon Main Khoye Rehtay Hain Pata Nahin Kab Din Aur Kab Raat Hoti Hai


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2036 on: August 02, 2006, 04:28:25 AM »

THOUGHT OF THE DAY: "Its really hard to wait for the right girl in life - - - - Especially, when the wrong ones are so damn hot!!


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2037 on: August 02, 2006, 04:29:47 AM »

Vafa nahin milti yahan vafa karke,
humne dekha hai tazurba karke,
zindagi to kabhi nahin aayi,
maut aayi bhi to zara zara karke...


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2038 on: August 02, 2006, 04:30:58 AM »

Patta nai aisa kyun hota hai aksar
chale jaate hain log dil tod kar
hairan hu main ye sochkar
ye dil phir bhi umeed kyun rakhta hai
ke wo aayenge lautkar..??!


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2039 on: August 02, 2006, 04:34:55 AM »

A TRUE STORY. One day dog passing urine to wall.sudenly wall fell on a dog.&spot death.Den dogs all are decided to give leg suport to wall.while pasing urine.