my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 10, 2005, 02:02:37 AM

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reshmahere

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«Reply #1965 on: July 27, 2006, 01:03:00 AM »

What happens when DRIVER and CONDUCTOR
sleeps in a running BUS..??

if Conductor sleeps no one gets tickets.

if Driver sleeps everyone gets ticket.


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1966 on: July 27, 2006, 01:03:38 AM »

Dive into my eyes & u ll find an
ocean of love & in it a boat of
friendship waiting for u for a
non stop journey into the
core of my HEART.


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1967 on: July 27, 2006, 01:05:50 AM »

Just a Thought:

Real tears r not those that fall
from the eyes and cover the
Face....

But those that flow from the
Heart and cover the Soul...


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1968 on: July 27, 2006, 01:06:28 AM »

Log phulo se mohabbat karte hai,
Kaanto ko kisne yaad kiya hai..
Hum kaanto se mohabbaat karte hai..
kyunki phoolo ne hume zakhm diya hai...


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1969 on: July 27, 2006, 01:17:21 AM »

Quote from: "reshmahere"

The Two Dangerous Weapons
in the World Other Than Nuclear
Bomb Are:

...A Girls's SMILE And Her TEARS
Which can Make the Boys to do anything
for them!!

well said...........100% true.........haha..............i wonder u have that armery under ur gasp :wink:


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1970 on: July 27, 2006, 01:33:44 AM »

Quote from: "arsenmen"

Quote from: "reshmahere"

The Two Dangerous Weapons
in the World Other Than Nuclear
Bomb Are:

...A Girls's SMILE And Her TEARS
Which can Make the Boys to do anything
for them!!

well said...........100% true.........haha..............i wonder you have that armery under ur gasp :wink:

i think i ve Usual Smile

...but not yet tried on anyone


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #1971 on: July 27, 2006, 05:37:33 PM »

Nice jee...carry on.....!!!


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1972 on: July 27, 2006, 10:50:24 PM »

welcome back salma ji............ji ji...............kya depressing nonsense hai


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1973 on: July 28, 2006, 12:00:47 AM »

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10 din nahi ruk
sakte?

Q ki 6aug ko
frndship day hai @^

Happy friendship
Day in adv.Hope
i'm d 1st 2 wish U.


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1974 on: July 28, 2006, 12:02:18 AM »

Two cockroaches
were on a wall,..n
a HIMESH
RESHMMIYA song
was going on,
Listening to it,
they died
N e guesses y?

Coz the song was
a HIT!!


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1975 on: July 28, 2006, 12:03:19 AM »

Kya aapko famous ban naa hai??

Toh PRINCE se kuch sikho..
paas me kua hai to koodo..

Aaj kal news channel walo
k paas koi news he nahi.
Free me Famous ho javoge.


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1976 on: July 28, 2006, 12:03:58 AM »

Life is too short,
stick to these rules:

Laugh a lot

Love truly

Forgive quickly

Dont regret

No complaints

Accept and Move on.

Just enjoy!!


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1977 on: July 28, 2006, 12:04:25 AM »

Man can live about 40 days
without food,About 3 days
without water,About 8 min
without air ,but....

can live only for 1 sec without
Hope.So always HOPE for better.