my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM
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reshmahere
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«Reply #1920 on: July 17, 2006, 06:22:09 PM »
Salesman:Sir do u want this powder??

Pappu:For wat?

salesman:for ants.

Pappu:No,Today if i give them powder
 tomorrow they ll ask for lipstick

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reshmahere
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«Reply #1921 on: July 17, 2006, 06:22:34 PM »
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl.
girl:no dear.not all this b4 marriage.
Boy:dont worry darling,i'm already married.
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«Reply #1922 on: July 17, 2006, 06:23:10 PM »
Shivji Aur Parvathi computer kyuon nahi seekh paye??




socho



fir socho



nahi pata?


kyyonki........
Ganesh ji mouse leke bhaag gaye the.
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reshmahere
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«Reply #1923 on: July 17, 2006, 06:23:59 PM »
Analysis of the
Relations:

Mom:Love&Care

Sis:affection & Company

Brother:Fighting & Chatting

GF:Hurting& Teasing

Friend:All The Above.
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reshmahere
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«Reply #1924 on: July 17, 2006, 06:25:20 PM »
SUCCESS is like a beautiful girl,
it will leave us at any time.
But FAILURE is like a MOTHER it will
teach us importanat lessons of life.
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«Reply #1925 on: July 17, 2006, 07:08:42 PM »
Quote from: "reshmahere"
THANK ARSENMEN.I LIKE UR SMS AND JOKES VERY MUCH BUT EXCEPT SOME NON VEG ONES.OTHER THAN THAT UR SMS'S WILL BE JUST COOL


now a days i hardly   post nonveg msgs....so chill.........whr u frm da
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«Reply #1926 on: July 17, 2006, 07:09:13 PM »
Quote from: "reshmahere"
What is the difference between
1.A Girlfriend,
2.A Call girl,
And
3.A Wife???









simple

Post paid,Prepaid, and Lifetime.


how cum this is be called as a veg stuff
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«Reply #1927 on: July 18, 2006, 06:39:50 AM »
Nice One Reshma And A men,..

Lage Raho,..
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«Reply #1928 on: July 18, 2006, 10:20:27 AM »
Quote from: "arsenmen"
Quote from: "reshmahere"
What is the difference between
1.A Girlfriend,
2.A Call girl,
And
3.A Wife???









simple

Post paid,Prepaid, and Lifetime.


how cum this is be called as a veg stuff



Im from Banglore Karnataka Arsenmen..ur name is Shareef right.

And i'm very sorry for my comment ok i just had said ,non veg i meant very absurb msgs's ok.the above one is cool na its humour and not non veg stuff..that much chalega na?.anways i'm sorry.  sad5 ...i wont comment again
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«Reply #1929 on: July 18, 2006, 10:20:45 AM »
Quote from: "arsenmen"
Quote from: "reshmahere"
What is the difference between
1.A Girlfriend,
2.A Call girl,
And
3.A Wife???









simple

Post paid,Prepaid, and Lifetime.


how cum this is be called as a veg stuff



Im from Banglore Karnataka Arsenmen..ur name is Shareef right.

And i'm very sorry for my comment ok i just had said ,non veg i meant very absurb msgs's ok.the above one is cool na its humour and not non veg stuff..that much chalega?.anways i'm sorry.  sad5 ...i wont comment again
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«Reply #1930 on: July 18, 2006, 10:21:05 AM »
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Nice One Reshma And A men,..

Lage Raho,..




Thanks a lot Jaansheen.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1931 on: July 18, 2006, 05:53:44 PM »
Quote from: "reshmahere"
Quote from: "arsenmen"
Quote from: "reshmahere"
What is the difference between
1.A Girlfriend,
2.A Call girl,
And
3.A Wife???









simple

Post paid,Prepaid, and Lifetime.


how cum this is be called as a veg stuff



Im from Banglore Karnataka Arsenmen..ur name is Shareef right.

And i'm very sorry for my comment ok i just had said ,non veg i meant very absurb msgs's ok.the above one is cool na its humour and not non veg stuff..that much chalega?.anways i'm sorry.  sad5 ...i wont comment again


NICE TO KNOW UR FRM BANGALORE....... IM FRM MANGALORE ....ITS OK  I KNW IM GUILTY PARTY BCZ I USED 2 POST LOT OF NONVEG STUFFS....EVERY1 HAVE THEIR RIGHTS 2 COMMENT.......JO BOLNE KA HAI BOL DAALO ....MAN MEIN BADAAS MATH RAKKO......
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«Reply #1932 on: July 19, 2006, 07:26:45 PM »
height of insane personality:

 A guy standing infront of mirror for 4 hours and asking himself

"SAALA ...ISKO KAHI DEKA HAI ?"
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1933 on: July 19, 2006, 07:29:09 PM »
Client to doctor: sir...i have strange problem...my wife daily goes to TOMS bar to drink and sleep with any1 who asks her...

doctor: calm down calm down.....feel comfortable.......now tell me where is this TOMS BAR
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«Reply #1934 on: July 19, 2006, 08:01:47 PM »
Every morning,
Plz leave ur worries outside
ur gate's doorstep,coz that is where they
pick up the garbage.
may all ur days worry-free.
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