my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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reshmahere

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«Reply #1875 on: July 14, 2006, 11:28:43 AM »

customer:sardarji,is mirror ka guarantee kya hai?

sardar(shop owner):"99%"

customer:woh kaise?

sardar:"100 feet ke unchai se fekoge toh 99 feet tak kuch nahi hoga" :lol:


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reshmahere

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my sms and jokes

«Reply #1876 on: July 14, 2006, 01:29:44 PM »

U learn to like someone when you find out wat makes them laugh,
but you can never truly love someone
until you find out wat makes them cry.


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«Reply #1877 on: July 14, 2006, 01:33:46 PM »

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer:Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge:How dare u call me saala?
Lawyer:My lord,I said kaun "sa Law" kehta hai?. Usual Smile


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1878 on: July 14, 2006, 01:37:07 PM »

Jaane kitni udaan baki hai,
Is parinde me jaan baki hai,
Jitni batni thi bat chuki
yeh zameen,ab to bas aasman baki hai...


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1879 on: July 14, 2006, 01:42:16 PM »

hum na rahenge fasaane na raahenge...
phir yaad aane ke zamane na rahenge..
tum yaad to karoge hume,
magar paas bulane ke bahane na rahenge...


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1880 on: July 14, 2006, 01:44:45 PM »

What will happen if Salman Khan &
Mallika Sherawat get married?

simple...!

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No laundry Bills. Usual Smile


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1881 on: July 14, 2006, 01:46:45 PM »

Why Brook shield didn't marry James Bond?
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coz she didnt want to become BROOK BOND!!!


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1882 on: July 14, 2006, 01:50:49 PM »

Two hairs on a bald Indian man's head fall
in love with each other and want to get married,
but cannot.why?

Becauseunder Indian Laws,"Baal Vivaah" is illegal. Puzzled !


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1883 on: July 14, 2006, 01:55:38 PM »

Sharabi knocks the door of his home.
wife opens the door;sharabi asks who are you?
She yells:how dare u forget ur wife!
he answers:Nasha har gaam bhula deta hai!


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1884 on: July 15, 2006, 04:43:36 AM »

NICE START RESHMA....HOPE 4 MANY MANY POSTING FRM U ......WELCOME TO YOINDIA


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1885 on: July 15, 2006, 04:49:35 AM »

Kabhi unki palko se unka izhaar hoga,
Unke Dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga,
Guzar rahe hai din unki yaad mein,
Kabhi unko bhi hamara intezaar hoga.


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«Reply #1886 on: July 15, 2006, 04:50:55 AM »

A sexy, Attractive girl Employee meet her boss & Said:Sir! will you please remove Something frm my Breast? Boss: wOw! What is that? Girl: Your eyes 'SIR'!


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«Reply #1887 on: July 15, 2006, 04:52:14 AM »

Young girl goes 2 dr. wth mom
Girl-Medicl check up karana hai.
Dr-sare kapde utar ke parde ke piche let jao.
Girl-mera nai,mummy ka.
Dr-Mataji aap jibh dikhaiye


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1888 on: July 15, 2006, 04:53:26 AM »

"PARENTS"
P-present god
A-all problems solver
R-responsibilties
E-efforts
N-non-stopper
T-traditional follower
S-sucess of our life so love ur parents,