my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #1815 on: June 02, 2006, 08:41:00 AM »

Quote from: "backside"

Yar aakhir ye salma cheez kya hai? Huh?

Asman se utri hai kya?

haire ek bhootni sweet si..................


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1816 on: June 02, 2006, 03:41:19 PM »

Quote from: "arsenmen"

Quote from: "backside"

Yar aakhir ye salma cheez kya hai? Huh?

Asman se utri hai kya?

haire ek bhootni sweet si..................

bhai aisi baat na kero yaar


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1817 on: June 02, 2006, 03:45:51 PM »

u wanna to see salma pic

thoda aur aage

nahi dikhi?

haramkhor agar bhabi ki nazar se dekhta to dikhti

phir se dekh


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1818 on: June 02, 2006, 03:50:44 PM »

five benefits of kissing

changes taste

burns calories

lips never get dry

relieves stress

maike face muscles strong

so keep kissing n njoy


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1819 on: June 02, 2006, 05:35:01 PM »

VIRGINITY

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NOT

A

DIGNITY

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ONLY

A

LACK

OF

OPPERTUNITY


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backside

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«Reply #1820 on: June 03, 2006, 10:18:24 AM »

salma k against itna likho k dobara kabi koi sms edit na kary. send more sexy msgs.


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«Reply #1821 on: June 04, 2006, 06:20:39 AM »

Girl - Agar me kahu, mujhe tumse mohabbat hai, meri bas yehi chahat hai, to kya kahoge ?
Boy - Me tumse kahunga is baat ko agar tumari saheli kehti, to accha hota...


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1822 on: June 04, 2006, 06:23:16 AM »

What was 'Da Vinci Code' movie called when released in punjab???
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It was called 'Vinci Da Code'


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1823 on: June 04, 2006, 06:31:28 AM »

a man frm delhi wanted to go to USA. but he didnt get any ship or air tickets.. still he made it till there how...

apply the shittiest of logics.....

think ppl

ok main batata hoon

he bought a house in OKHLA... so it was his okhla-home.. he called it by saying okhla-home-a== okhlahoma.. okhlahoma is in USA!!


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1824 on: June 05, 2006, 04:45:09 PM »

lady drinking coke

usmein machcher gira

lady ne use nikala

machchar bola : maa

lady : why did u call me maa

machher : main tumhar coke se nikla hun maa abhi abhi


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #1825 on: June 06, 2006, 08:39:14 AM »

:evil::evil: :evil: hadh hai aap log


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #1826 on: June 06, 2006, 08:50:01 AM »

Arz kiya hai, Teri galiyon me na rakhenge kadam . . .
Aaj ke baad ... ... ...Kyonki kichad bahot ho jata hai. Barsaat ke baad.
HAPPY MONSOON


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1827 on: June 11, 2006, 06:24:38 PM »

If u find whole of d world against u & u r alone on 1 side then what will u do? Very simple JUST TURN BACK & u'll become d leader of the whole world....!


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«Reply #1828 on: June 11, 2006, 06:58:22 PM »

,,Wafa se chala hai mohabbat ka naam.. Jab chaar dande padenge mohabbat ke naam... Hame yaad karna, Hum aayenge tumhare waaste,, lekar...
"TIGER BALM "