my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM
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«Reply #1860 on: July 03, 2006, 09:34:36 PM »
universal truth..
If ladies cross the road every one stops the vehicle
If gents cross the road every one say..

marneka hai kya....ghar pe bolke nahi aaya kya ..haraami
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«Reply #1861 on: July 03, 2006, 09:34:55 PM »
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#amPTM













oof foo..
kitne Cute ho..
kuch bhi bhejo Pyar'se padhne lag jaate ho!!
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«Reply #1862 on: July 03, 2006, 09:35:11 PM »
Ek din himesh reshamiya apne damaad se milne jata hai.
Himesh knocks Door

Damaad:-kaun hai


Himesh:-ooooooooooooooooooooooooo... tera tera tera sasur...
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«Reply #1863 on: July 03, 2006, 09:35:29 PM »
Presenting...





The Full form of AIDS Told by a Sardar......





A - Ab

I - Is

D - Duniya se

S- Satsriakaal...@
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«Reply #1864 on: July 03, 2006, 09:37:11 PM »
Galfrend 2 her bf:"wat do u like most in me ,my pretty face or my hot body?"
He looked at her 4om head 2 toe n replied:
"i like ur SENSE OF HUMOR..
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«Reply #1865 on: July 03, 2006, 09:38:04 PM »
Thought fr the day..... The tree that bears the sweetest fruits gets the maximum number of stones.
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«Reply #1866 on: July 03, 2006, 09:38:29 PM »
Sardar- "Oye....puttar.... Dhoop mein kya kar rahaa hai?
Puttar- kee nahi papaji.....
Paseena sukha raha hoon...
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«Reply #1867 on: July 06, 2006, 06:02:13 AM »
Hmmm..
Nice collection  dear Usual Smile
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«Reply #1868 on: July 06, 2006, 06:44:30 AM »
chandni raat or jheel ka kinara
bethey hon le k hath ma hm hath tumhara
khuli teri zulfon ko unglion se sunwaron
aagosh ma rakh k sar sari raat guzaaron
bheegay aanchal se dhak de jab chehra hmara
thum jaye ye waqt, lge jannat ka nzaara
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«Reply #1869 on: July 06, 2006, 06:55:12 AM »
iss se pehle kay zindagi ki shaam ho jaye
guzartey waqt ki chand gharyan tere naam ho jayen
chalo kho jayen in dilkush nazaaron ma
In jharno in behti dhaaron ma
jahan khushiyon k thunday sayee hon
or dhanak ne rung bichaaye hon
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«Reply #1870 on: July 06, 2006, 01:12:54 PM »
tum sath hmara chor gaye,
hum chhorney waley nhi,
hum dilon ko milatey hain,
torney waley nhi,
tere ishq ki rah ka safar ha ye
aye sanam hum iss rah ko morney waley nhi
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«Reply #1871 on: July 06, 2006, 01:40:56 PM »
ISKA GILA NAHI KE BAHOOT GHAM UTHAAYE HAIN,..
BARBAADIAAN NASEEB MEIN LIKHWA KE AAYEIN HAIN,..
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«Reply #1872 on: July 14, 2006, 09:25:54 AM »
measuring life by
wat others do
for you may disappoint you.
but measuring life by wat you
do for others will add more
meaning to your life.
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«Reply #1873 on: July 14, 2006, 09:28:06 AM »
Pati simcard,
patni mobile,
dono ki milan
currency recharge



beti huvi to
outgoing
beta huva to
incoming
kuch b nahi huva
to missed call....
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«Reply #1874 on: July 14, 2006, 09:33:06 AM »
dosti ki kadar
karte hai itni
asman me tare hai
jitne,yakeen na aaye
to CALL kar ke deklo,
hum karenge baat utni,
aapke MOBILE me CURRENCY
ho jitne.
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