my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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reshmahere

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«Reply #1905 on: July 16, 2006, 10:51:21 AM »

People don't get white hair if they
SMOKE.

Do U Know Why?

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Because Smokers Die early,
So they don't be having chances
to get Old.STOP SMOKING.


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1906 on: July 16, 2006, 10:51:47 AM »

Maths Teacher asked RAJA: If U have 12 Chocolates

and U give 5 to PRIYA, 3 to PINKY and 4 to
SAPNA then wat will u get?

RAJa replied:Sir! 3 new girl friends.


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1907 on: July 16, 2006, 10:52:13 AM »

How Nisar Was Born??
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Jawani Jaan-e-mann,
Haseen dilruba,
Mile 2 Dil Jawan,
NISAR HO GAYA...


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1908 on: July 16, 2006, 10:52:53 AM »

Wife ko BEGUM Kyon Kehte hai??

Kyounki Shaadi k Baad Saare Gum to

Husband ke hisse mein aate hain aur Wife

Be-Gum ho jaati hai.


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1909 on: July 16, 2006, 10:53:22 AM »

TWO FRIENDS were Walking Together....

Pehla:Oye marr gaye.Meri biwi aur meri premika
ek saath aa rhe hain..

Dusra:Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha...


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phoenix

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«Reply #1910 on: July 16, 2006, 12:21:39 PM »

welcum back arsenman
and gud goin reshmahere


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1911 on: July 16, 2006, 03:35:32 PM »

What if Mallika Sherawat
plays the role of Draupadi
in Mahabharath??
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Dushyasan would say
"pehle isko kapade to
pehnao,tabhi to
Vastraharan karunga"


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1912 on: July 16, 2006, 03:35:52 PM »

If Mallika sherawat and
Arjun Rampal together
start a hotel in Manglore
wat will b its name??
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MALLIKARJUN HOTEL!!!!


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1913 on: July 16, 2006, 03:36:24 PM »

Pappu goes to movie hall and
asks for 2 tickets,"Do ticket Dena"

Person at the Window: Housefull hai!

Pappu:"Koi baat nahi 2 housefull de do"


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1914 on: July 17, 2006, 06:16:31 PM »

Aap nw Mujh ko
Dekha

Fir Aap mere
peeche aaye

aate gaye

fir

fir

fir

fir

fir kya

MUJHE

"1 RUPYA DENA HI PADA" :D


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1915 on: July 17, 2006, 06:19:25 PM »

I have You!
If U Hate Me,
Shoot Me With An Arrow,
But Please not on the HEART
ccoz that's where you are!


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1916 on: July 17, 2006, 06:20:05 PM »

Samundar bhar syllabus hai...
Nadi bhar padh pate hai....
Balti bhar yaad rehta hai...
Mug bhar likh paate hai...
Chillu bhar number aate hai...
Doob kar marr jaate hai...


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1917 on: July 17, 2006, 06:20:23 PM »

Without Girlfriend
man is SPIDERMAN
After finding girl
SUPERMAN
After Enagement
GENTLEMAN
After marriage
WATCHMAN
After 10 Years
DOBERMAN


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1918 on: July 17, 2006, 06:21:02 PM »

Always remember,
when SHE cancels Date
it is beacuse she "has to"

But

when HE cancels
a Date,it is because
he "has TWO"!
Hahaha!


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1919 on: July 17, 2006, 06:21:29 PM »

Ek raat bijli chali gayi.......
Sardar:Oye,kam se kam Fan to chaloa.......
Sardarni:Kar di na Sardaronwali baat.......
fan on karenge to candle nahi bujh jayegi....