my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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reshmahere

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«Reply #1950 on: July 23, 2006, 02:29:40 PM »

Baandh le do chaar botal kaffan me..
kabar me baith kar piya karenge..
jab mangega khuda hisab gunaahon ka...
do char peg use bhi diya karenge..


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1951 on: July 23, 2006, 02:30:09 PM »

Soft Speech

Pure Heart

Peaceful Eyes

Strenghtful hands,

And Determined Decision
with GOD's Love,

Always makes U a Winner in Life.


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1952 on: July 23, 2006, 02:30:56 PM »

Pappu's Son:Dad there is someone at the
door to collect donation for a swimming pool.

Pappu:Give him a Glass of Water!!!


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1953 on: July 23, 2006, 02:31:36 PM »

Four High_Tech Sardar Inventions:
1.Waterproof Towel.

2.Solar powered Torch.

3.Book on how to Read.

4.Pedal powered Wheel Chair!!!


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1954 on: July 23, 2006, 02:32:05 PM »

Badalna aata nahi hum ko mausamoo ki taarha...
her ek roop me tera intezar karte hai..
Na tum samait sakoge jisse qayamat tak,
Qasam tumari tume itna Pyar karte hai..


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1955 on: July 23, 2006, 02:33:18 PM »

safar me dhoop hogi jo chal sako to chalo,
sabhi hai bhid me tum bhi nikal sako to chalo,
yaha koi kisi ko rasta nahi deta,
mujhe gira k sambhal sako to chlo..


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1956 on: July 24, 2006, 02:12:23 PM »

Quote from: "reshmahere"

Samir ji ..ab aap bhi with shareef?...hmmm laagta hai all trying to pull my legs sabi mazak uda rahe hai..bachhi ki jaan lo ge kya Puzzled !

..jaane do na

reshma ji hum apka mazaak nahi uda rahe, aur sahreef bhai jaisa shareef to koi hai hi nahi main bhi nahi,,,, apki legs koi pull nahi ker raha
hai, main to yeh soch rha tha koi to aaya humari feeling ko samajhne wala, nonveg pasand kerne wala

Teacher : what should there be in a magzin to make it
best seller?
boy : it should have girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.


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sonia_april

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«Reply #1957 on: July 24, 2006, 02:58:58 PM »

girl: na chedo ladkiyo ko paap hoga,kal ko tu bhi kisi haseena ka baap hoga.
boy: rab kare teri baat sachchi ho,jo mujhe baap kahe,wo teri bachchi ho...

:lol:


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1958 on: July 26, 2006, 06:14:13 PM »

One day sardar had a dream, that some one killed him.Next day he cleared his bank account. Why?B'coz in bank it was written"WE MAKE YOUR DREAM COME TRUE"


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1959 on: July 26, 2006, 06:19:35 PM »

Santa:- "I think that girl is deaf" Banta:-"How do u know??" Santa:- I told her, I love you. . But she told, her chappals are new !!


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«Reply #1960 on: July 26, 2006, 06:20:11 PM »

Reporter to mallika sherawat,"wen ur bathing,if a guy enters into ur bathroom,wat wil u first close"? Mallika,"of course the bathroom door"


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«Reply #1961 on: July 26, 2006, 06:22:09 PM »

Teach asked studts,who al wants go2heaven.Al rise der hands exept sardarji's son,teach asked him y?He said my mom told me 2 come home directly aftr school..


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1962 on: July 26, 2006, 07:29:54 PM »

The Two Dangerous Weapons
in the World Other Than Nuclear
Bomb Are:

...A Girls's SMILE And Her TEARS
Which can Make the Boys to do anything
for them!!