my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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reshmahere

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«Reply #1935 on: July 19, 2006, 08:05:06 PM »

May be today,u got hurt,
cried,troubled,angry or just bored.
whatever it was,remembe that
tomorrow is another day and
today ll surely pass.


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1936 on: July 19, 2006, 08:17:36 PM »

A begger meets begger,
A sofware Engineer meets a software engineer.
Both of them ask d same Question to each other.
what's that question??

So,which platform r u Working on??


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1937 on: July 19, 2006, 08:22:43 PM »

Luv n saala r going 2 village in betwn
comes a well.Luv falls in2 well.
why??

Coz Luv is blind!!!

Now ,saala also jumps inside.
why??

Coz.Luv k liye saala kuch b karega!!!


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1938 on: July 21, 2006, 02:09:26 PM »

nice shareef brother ladai chal rahi hai reshma ji se

this sms for u reshma ji
cool like u r above sms post paid prepaid :

confession :
my girlfriend invite me to her house one day,
i found her sister alone in the house,
she was unbelievably sexy,
she whispered in my ear " i have feelings for u " shall we have sex
i immediately turned around n walked to the fron of door to go to my bike.
i found my girlfreind standing there" she hugged me and said "
"you have won my trust"

moral of the story : its always better to keep the condoms in the bike & not in the pocket"


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1939 on: July 21, 2006, 02:12:06 PM »

girl ask to moulvi : can i kiss a man

moulvi : astaghfirullah

girl : can i kiss a boy

moulvi: nauzubillah

girl : can i kiss u

moulvi : Bismillah !!!!!!!!!!


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1940 on: July 21, 2006, 02:13:32 PM »

narm palko ke saye me chupa le tumko
jee karta hai is jahan se chura le tumko
hai khouf ki reh na jaaye tanha saanse
bachi saanson ki khushboo main basa le tumko


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1941 on: July 21, 2006, 02:14:58 PM »

der raat jab kisi ki yaad satay
thandi hawa jab zulfon ko sehlaye
karlo ankhen band aur so jao
kiya pata jiska hai khayal woh khwabon main aajay

"gud night"


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1942 on: July 22, 2006, 11:56:36 AM »

Samir ji ..ab aap bhi with shareef?...hmmm laagta hai all trying to pull my legs sabi mazak uda rahe hai..bachhi ki jaan lo ge kya Puzzled !

..jaane do na

A Person who truly likes U and
Knows u,is the one who sees the
pain in your eyes while EVERYONE
ElSE still believes in the
smile on your face.


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1943 on: July 22, 2006, 12:00:40 PM »

A brilliant mind is
useless without a
fighting heart
coz in life's Challenges,
u make an IMPRESSION
with wat u say,but u make a
NAME with wat u do.


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1944 on: July 22, 2006, 12:01:29 PM »

Iss jahan mein Mohabbat kash na hoti
toh Safar-e-Zndagi mein mithas na hoti,
Agar milti Bewafao ko maut,
Toh Deewano ki kabre udas na hoti...


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1945 on: July 22, 2006, 12:02:22 PM »

In a class...
Teacher:"Laloo ne Ghaas Khai"..
iska Future tense bataao?

Sardar thinks hardly & answered:"Kal
Laloo Doodh Dega.."


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1946 on: July 22, 2006, 12:02:56 PM »

Today is Liar's Day.
Tell me a BIG lie
which i cant resist to
believe.Plz Lie from Heart.
Reply is must....


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1947 on: July 22, 2006, 12:03:31 PM »

"....................................."
is a word that comes from
ur Heart when U think about
ME..Answer should be straight
forward.Waiting for ur Reply.