my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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reshmahere

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«Reply #1995 on: July 30, 2006, 06:35:19 PM »

Do U know the worst thing of life..

"somebody have tears in eyes
BECAUSE OF YOU"

And the best thing is...

"Somebody have tears in eyes
FOR YOU...."


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1996 on: July 30, 2006, 06:36:33 PM »

How would u diff
btwn a murga n murgi???

throw a stone...

Agar bhaga to
Murga..Aur bhagi to
Murgi...


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1997 on: July 30, 2006, 06:36:58 PM »

Freindship is the heviest coin in the
international bank of love.. and with your
friendship i am the richest person on the earth.


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1998 on: July 30, 2006, 06:40:25 PM »

SALMAN:hey khuda ,mujhe itna handsome kyon banaya,
jahan bhi jaon ladkiyan pareshan karti hai..
GOD:Abe..agar tera hi yeh haal hai to "SHAREEF" ka
kya hoga..


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reshmahere

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«Reply #1999 on: July 30, 2006, 06:43:59 PM »

Quote from: "arsenmen"

Taare aasman me hi chamkte hai,
Baadal itne dur hai fir bhi barste hai,
Hum bhi kitne ajib hai tum dil me rahte ho
aur hum tumse milne ko tarste hai. ..

TOO GOOD...UR JOKES WHICH U HAVE ADDED TODAY ARE JUST GREAT.


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samir_bc

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«Reply #2000 on: July 31, 2006, 11:36:03 AM »

hoton se jo chhu liya ahsaas abtak hai
naino main nami hai
aur saanso main aag abtak hai
aur kyon na ho khayi bhi to "hari mirch" hai


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samir_bc

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«Reply #2001 on: July 31, 2006, 11:39:22 AM »

never say thanks to sum 1 who loves u
never say bye to sum 1 who realy needs u
never blam a frnd who realy trusts u
never 4get a person who always think abt u


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samir_bc

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«Reply #2002 on: July 31, 2006, 11:40:52 AM »

gabbar singh jab paida hua tab uski maa ne use ghuma ke ek chanta maara, logon ne pucha bachche ko kiyon maara : maa : puch raha tha kitne aadmi the


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samir_bc

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«Reply #2003 on: July 31, 2006, 11:46:00 AM »

teacher gave to translate hindi to english

" khushi ke maare uski chhaati phool gayi"

sardar translated : "due to happines his chest turned into breast"

ha ha


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2004 on: July 31, 2006, 05:32:21 PM »

This year 7th of August is supposed to be a
very lucky day for Muslims around the Globe
coz its 7/8/6.It happens only once in Century.


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2005 on: July 31, 2006, 05:33:52 PM »

FREE STAY,

FREE LUNCH,

FREE DINNER,

FREE SECURITY,

FULL REST,

To avail this Package
just dial 100 & say...

"Hi ,I'm responsible for
Mumbai "BLAST" :razz:


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2006 on: July 31, 2006, 05:34:36 PM »

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,

Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega,

Khuda salaamat rakhe tumhe varna
meri shaadi me bartan kaun saaf karega...


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2007 on: July 31, 2006, 06:28:02 PM »

Quote from: "reshmahere"

Quote from: "arsenmen"

Quote from: "reshmahere"

Fariyad karne par rab ne sabkuch diya,
par humne na isko mehsoos kiya,
shukraguzar hai hum YOINDIA ke
jo bin mange aap jaise Doston ko diya...

VERY CREATIVE..............HEHE

Is it ?? :D ..But i must tell you that creative mind is not mine..i jst ve added YOINDIA instead of some other name.

thats y i calld u "creative"...i think ur takin that seriously


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2008 on: July 31, 2006, 06:33:50 PM »

Quote from: "reshmahere"

SALMAN:hey khuda ,mujhe itna handsome kyon banaya,
jahan bhi jaon ladkiyan pareshan karti hai..
GOD:Abe..agar tera hi yeh haal hai to "SHAREEF" ka
kya hoga..

arere...........mere jaisa gandha shakal ko tu handsome kehti ho....thoo hai tujpe.....hehe :lol: