my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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«Reply #2010 on: August 01, 2006, 06:24:17 AM »

judge : why did you shoot you r wife instead of shooting her lover man : you r honor its easier to shoot a woman once instead of shooting 1 man every week.


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«Reply #2011 on: August 01, 2006, 06:25:12 AM »

Raj:Meet my wife pinky.ViKi:Oh,I know her.Raj:How?ViKi:We'd been sleeping together.Raj:What d Hell?ViKi:10 years ago.In History class.


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«Reply #2012 on: August 01, 2006, 06:29:15 AM »

Sardar: Oye...mere mobile bill kitna he?Call centre girl: Sir,just dial 123 to know ur current bill status..Sardar: abe STUPID... current ka nahi,mobile ka...


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«Reply #2013 on: August 01, 2006, 06:29:51 AM »

Funniest titles of the shops & stores in Karnataka..1.SRI AKKAMAHADEVI BEAUTY PARLOUR!2.MAHATHMA GANDHI HAIR DRESSERS!3.SRI GOMATESHWARA TEXTILE!


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«Reply #2014 on: August 01, 2006, 06:33:41 AM »

Dil me teri yaad basane ke liye
poora dil khali karna pada..
Magar dil itna chota pad gaya ki
dhadkano par bhi tumhara naam likhna pada.


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«Reply #2015 on: August 01, 2006, 06:34:52 AM »

Sardar: God! Pls dont want 3rd World War.God: I appreciate u my child! Sardar: No God I'm weak in history.So,I cannot study 3rd World War...


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«Reply #2016 on: August 01, 2006, 06:36:31 AM »

EK SOOCHNA-Agar aap bus,train ya paidal aa ya ja rahe ho aur kisi Mahila/Ladki ke hath me phool,dhaga,chain ya chamakti hui koi bhi vastu dikhe to turant wahan se bhag jayein.Ye vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai.Apki zara si laparwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai.Bharat Sarkar dwara PURUSH hitt mein jari..


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«Reply #2017 on: August 01, 2006, 06:37:40 AM »

Teacher : How old is ur father. Sarder : As old as I am Teacher : How it is possible ? Sarder : He becam father only after I was born


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«Reply #2018 on: August 01, 2006, 06:38:51 AM »

In one scooter 3 sardars wer going,so trafic police showed his hand. sardar said we r already 3 sorry jaga nahi !


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«Reply #2019 on: August 01, 2006, 06:40:21 AM »

-plz note,yeh mera naya number hai
9844057007

Waise purana number bhi yehi hai:p


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«Reply #2020 on: August 01, 2006, 06:41:34 AM »

Uski ek yad bechain kar jati hai, har kali me Uski surat nazar aati hai, kaisa haal kiya usne pyar me hamara, ki nind aati hai to aankhe bura maan jati hai..


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«Reply #2021 on: August 01, 2006, 06:42:49 AM »

Ek Kutta subah se sham tak bhonkta rahabao baobaobao baobaobao bao baobaobao bao bao baobaoVo to bechara kutta thamgr tum uski nakal kyu kr rahe ho,?


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«Reply #2022 on: August 01, 2006, 06:44:15 AM »

Bikhar gayi hai khushiya sajaane ko koi nahi,
sab kho diya ab khone ko koi nahi,
ae khuda mujhe abhi na bula,
meri maut pe yaha rone ko koi nahi.


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«Reply #2023 on: August 01, 2006, 06:50:56 AM »

Hey coool man you are too good.

specialy i liked this one
aye khuda mujhe abhi mat bula
meri maut pe yahan rone ko koi nia ..

HuM Wo Ishq Hai Jo Dil Banker Dhadakte Hai,
HuM Wo Khushboo Hai Jo BahonMe Mahekte Hai,
HuMse Pyar Na Karna O ZaliM,
HuM Wo Dard Hai Jo Aankhonse Ansu Banker Chhalakte Hai...
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«Reply #2024 on: August 01, 2006, 08:04:44 AM »

how to impress a girl:

compliment her
respect her
love her
comfort her
protact her
hold her
spend money on her
wine and dine her
buy gifts for her
listen to her
care for her
stand by her
go to the end of the earth for her

how to impress a boy :
simple just smile once and he is yours.