my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #2070 on: August 07, 2006, 06:47:21 PM »

sardar went to restaurent and ordered "fried fish"
waiter: "sir...chinese or french "?
sardar:"oye...kuch b chalega re....mere ko thodina usse baath karne ka hai"


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2071 on: August 07, 2006, 06:47:30 PM »

Teacher:Oxygen is must for life.
It was discovered in 1773.
Student:Thank God.I was born after that,
pehle paida hota tho bemaut mar jaata!!


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2072 on: August 07, 2006, 06:47:59 PM »

*one*
*special*
*surprise 4 u*
@close ur eyes@

10

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2

1

u didint close ur eyes.
so no surprsie.


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2073 on: August 07, 2006, 06:48:32 PM »

Every friends can say

"i can understand ur feelings"

But a True friend will always says

"i can feel ur feelings"

Be my TRUE FRIEND 4ever.


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2074 on: August 07, 2006, 06:49:14 PM »

Aap ki
kashish...*

sarfarosh hai....*

Aap ka nasha...*

yu madhosh
hai...*
kya kahe tumse
janeja....*

.....*

Tu 'dharti Pe
Boj' Hai.... :D


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2075 on: August 07, 2006, 06:49:48 PM »

Wish u a Many
more happy
returns of the day.
Y r u blinking

Exactly on this day
1st TUBELIGHT was
manufactured.Hence we
celebrate ur b'day.


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2076 on: August 07, 2006, 06:50:58 PM »

Life looks empty without u
but still its better to be with
empty life unless being with
empty brained person he he he


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2077 on: August 07, 2006, 06:51:58 PM »

CHIRAGO SE ANDHERE DOOR HO JAATE
TO CHAAND KI CHAHAT HAME NAHI HOTI
AGAR KAT SAKTI YE ZINDAGI AKELE
TOH HAME AAPKI ZARURAT NAHI HOTI..


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2078 on: August 07, 2006, 06:52:32 PM »

DO DILO KI DASTAAN TUMHE KAHA KUBOOL THI
MERI WAFAYE KASME TUMHARE LIYE FIZOOL THI
KOI AAS NAHI BAAKI PAR ITNA BATA DO
KYA TUMHE CHAHNA HI HAMARI BHOOL THI


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arsenmen

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«Reply #2079 on: August 07, 2006, 06:54:11 PM »

Wafao me meri itna asar to aye,
jinhe dhundti hai nazar wo to nazar aye,
hum aa jayenge palak jhukane se pehle,
aapne yad kiya ye khabar to aaye.


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«Reply #2080 on: August 07, 2006, 06:56:04 PM »

kisi Ko Kisi Ki Judai Maar Gayi..,Kisi Ko Zindagi Ki Tanhai Maar Gayi..,Ravan Bhi Bura Aadmi Nahi Tha Dosto..,Usey To Ram Ki Lugai Maar Gai..


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2081 on: August 08, 2006, 05:30:04 PM »

payal se payal ki jhankar sundar hai..
pyar se pyar ka anubhav sundar hai..
log kehte hai aap sundar hai..
lekin aapse jyada aapki swabhav sundar hai..


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2082 on: August 08, 2006, 05:31:19 PM »

baki kuch na raha ab zamane me
waqt guzar raha hai yun hi muskurane me
ab to karle meri yaari pe yakin
varna zindagi beet jayenge azmane me..


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2083 on: August 08, 2006, 05:32:01 PM »

Naram palko k saye me chhupaa lu tumko,
jii karta hai is jahan se chura lu tumko,
hai khaffa ki rah na jaye tanha sanse,
bachi sanso ki khusbhu me basa lu tumko..


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reshmahere

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«Reply #2084 on: August 08, 2006, 05:33:17 PM »

jugnu koi sitaaron ki mehfil me kho gaya..
itna na kar malaal jo hona tha ho gaya,
Allah jaanta hai tu, dilon ka haal,
main jee na paaungii usse kuchh bhi ho gaya..