my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 10, 2005, 02:02:37 AM
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«Reply #2040 on: August 02, 2006, 10:05:45 AM »
Mera sar le jaa ke kahin diwar se he takrana padega..kitne baar bolonn dont post any non-veg sms  :evil: plzzz  ..

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«Reply #2041 on: August 02, 2006, 10:08:14 AM »
"Do U drink?" Girl's father inquired of his prospective son-in-law.Son in law: 1st tell me whether it is a question or an invitation...;
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arsenmen
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«Reply #2042 on: August 02, 2006, 10:10:18 AM »
reshma spesal:
Nasha hamein ho jata hai,
ilzam sharab pe aata hai,
isme kusoor sharab ka nahi,
kusoor uska hai jiska chehra
hame har jaam me nazar aata he.
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«Reply #2043 on: August 02, 2006, 04:42:46 PM »
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msg is edited



bhai yehi msg maine tumse pehle post kiya to salma ne edit ker diya
tumhara nahi kiya, kiya baat hai hmmmmmmmmmm
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samir_bc
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«Reply #2044 on: August 02, 2006, 05:03:37 PM »
apne haatho se yu chehre ko chupate q ho,
mujh se sharmate ho tou saamne atay q ho...

tum kabhi mere tarha kar bhi lo ikraar-e-wafa,
pyar karte ho tou phir pyar chupate q ho...



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«Reply #2045 on: August 02, 2006, 05:32:21 PM »
Some ladies were talking among themselves.
First lady: You know what? Before I had my first child, I had gone to see the film, A Tale of Two Cities and I had twins!
Second lady: I had read the book, The Three Musketeers and gave birth to triplets!
Third lady (nervously): Oh God! What will I do? I have just finished reading Ali Baba and 40 chor !
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«Reply #2046 on: August 03, 2006, 05:29:12 PM »
Quote from: "samir_bc"
Quote from: "arsenmen"
msg is edited



bhai yehi msg maine tumse pehle post kiya to salma ne edit ker diya
tumhara nahi kiya, kiya baat hai hmmmmmmmmmm


sorry jee sab k liye ek he rule hai...jab bhi main online aati hu

aise msg dekhti hu to turant delete ya edit karti hu ye aur baath hai

k agar mein jaldi mein rahi to nahi kar paati hu..hope u got it Puzzled !  glasses2
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #2047 on: August 03, 2006, 05:34:04 PM »
baqi sab nice
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reshmahere
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«Reply #2048 on: August 03, 2006, 10:41:21 PM »
Hum apni dosti ko yadon me sajayenge..
Dur rehkar bhi bandh ankho me nazar ayenge..
Hum koi waaqt nahi jo beet jayenge...
Jab yaad karoge tab chale aayenge..
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99% §hå®èèf_Mµñda
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«Reply #2049 on: August 04, 2006, 12:20:38 AM »
Quote from: "samir_bc"
arsman bro sms churaya mat karo, judge wala sms pehle hi post ho chuka hai only sms thread main , ha ha ha





prince ko bahar nikalne ke baad pucha , ki apko kaisa lag raha hai
prince : well yeh to kuch bhi nahi ,6 saal pehle isse bhi chhote hole se baher aaya tha





bohat bariyaaaa samirr bhai.... :lol:
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«Reply #2050 on: August 04, 2006, 12:23:31 AM »
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"Do you drink?" Girl's father inquired of his prospective son-in-law.Son in law: 1st tell me whether it is a question or an invitation...;


yaar i think its an invitation.... hahahaaa
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reshmahere
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«Reply #2051 on: August 04, 2006, 11:24:26 PM »
baith k unke julfon ki saaye me,
wsarga jaisa anand aaya,
kambakth uske bhai ne dekh liya,
shaam ko hospital me hi hosh aya...
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reshmahere
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«Reply #2052 on: August 04, 2006, 11:25:59 PM »
success lies not in the "result",
but in the "effort"...
"being "the best is NOT at all
important,
"doing" the best is all that matters
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arsenmen
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«Reply #2053 on: August 05, 2006, 12:01:28 AM »
Arz kiya hai
 'AAJ K BAAD NA PEEYENGE SHARAB ,
HUMNE KASAM KHAI HAI....
AUR ISI KHUSHI MAIN EK PETI BEER AUR MANGVAI HAI.. ....
WAH..WAH..WAH ..
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arsenmen
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«Reply #2054 on: August 05, 2006, 12:03:11 AM »
Sardar got a job in hutch coustmercarecustmer:Hellomyhutch sim lokedwht 2 Do?Srd:y do u taketention manremove hutchsim put airtel
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