my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #1980 on: July 28, 2006, 05:42:03 PM »

MEIN THODA SA BUSY HOON LIFE MEIN........SUNA HAI TUMHARI SHAADI FIX HOGAYI HAI .....BADHAYI HO. :lol:


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1981 on: July 28, 2006, 05:42:21 PM »

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye


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«Reply #1982 on: July 28, 2006, 05:43:08 PM »

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai


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«Reply #1983 on: July 29, 2006, 06:26:06 PM »

Dear Airtel Mobile Customer,
immediately aapke mobile ko ghar ke bahar
feko hume khabar mile hai ki
usme bomb hai.....
Karnataka Police.


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«Reply #1984 on: July 29, 2006, 06:26:51 PM »

Four things u hate
wen parents ask:

1)why this late today??
2)why u need that much money??
3)who keeps u calling that much on phone??
4)Learn something from "reshmaa".


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«Reply #1985 on: July 29, 2006, 06:27:29 PM »

Choose any option:

00,

11

22,

33,

44,

55,

66,

77,

88,

99,

I will tell about your character .
select the number and send me now...

<<<Answer Sms>>

00 excellent
11 intelligent
22 mental
33 naughty
44 joker to all
55 adjustable
66 caring
77 romantic
88 sentimental
99 smart.


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«Reply #1986 on: July 29, 2006, 06:27:49 PM »

Fariyad karne par rab ne sabkuch diya,
par humne na isko mehsoos kiya,
shukraguzar hai hum YOINDIA ke
jo bin mange aap jaise Doston ko diya...


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«Reply #1987 on: July 29, 2006, 06:28:10 PM »

The past
is not
in your hand.

The future
is not
in your hand

but at present
the mobile is in
your hand so
send sms
regularly.


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«Reply #1988 on: July 29, 2006, 06:28:40 PM »

Answer this if u love someone,
U can arrange this letter in 3
words "EUENYMROIA"
If U dont reply then it means U dont
know how to love.
reply...


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1989 on: July 30, 2006, 03:33:42 AM »

Quote from: "reshmahere"

Fariyad karne par rab ne sabkuch diya,
par humne na isko mehsoos kiya,
shukraguzar hai hum YOINDIA ke
jo bin mange aap jaise Doston ko diya...

VERY CREATIVE..............HEHE


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«Reply #1990 on: July 30, 2006, 05:28:55 PM »

SARDAR ka RADIO kharab ho gaya.Usne khol k deka to,andar ek mara hua CHOOHA mila.Ye dekh k SARDR gussa:"Ey lo..chalega kaise??Saala SINGER hi mara pada hai"


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«Reply #1991 on: July 30, 2006, 05:30:13 PM »

Taare aasman me hi chamkte hai,
Baadal itne dur hai fir bhi barste hai,
Hum bhi kitne ajib hai tum dil me rahte ho
aur hum tumse milne ko tarste hai. ..


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«Reply #1992 on: July 30, 2006, 06:19:34 PM »

Sardarji: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Sardarji: Any will do, my
grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!


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«Reply #1993 on: July 30, 2006, 06:31:06 PM »

Mngr:Y r u late? Sardar:Sir on the way I saw my frnd& came in his vehicle. Mngr:u came here by vehicle, then y late? Sardr:sir,his vehicle is a ROAD ROLLER...!