my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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«Reply #1845 on: June 18, 2006, 06:56:18 PM »

Newton sitin in a GARDEN..Saw d apple FALL, he discovered the LAW OF GRAVITY. I wonder Y it dint cum 2 his mind for 23yrs while he was SITTING in his TOILET


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«Reply #1846 on: June 18, 2006, 06:57:31 PM »

Thought fr the day..... The tree that bears the sweetest fruits gets the maximum number of stones.


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«Reply #1847 on: June 18, 2006, 06:59:44 PM »

Karoge yad to har bat yad aygi.
Suhane Waqt ki har mauj thehar jaygi.
Talash karoge jo humse behtar dost koi.
Nigah dur tak ja kar laut ayegi..


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«Reply #1848 on: June 18, 2006, 07:00:25 PM »

Tere gam me tadap ke mar jayenge, mar gaye to tera nam lagaenge, rab ko rishwat de k tujhe bhi bulaenge, jab tum upar aoge to sath baith k KURKURE KHAENGE.


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«Reply #1849 on: June 29, 2006, 07:14:57 AM »

very nice posts , thks.


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«Reply #1850 on: July 01, 2006, 06:06:39 AM »

Sum r really great Shareef bhai... Keep it up...


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«Reply #1851 on: July 03, 2006, 12:02:19 PM »

Kash khushiyon ki koi dukan hoti,
hume v usko pehchan hoti,
bhar dete aapk daman khushiyon se,
kimat uski chahe meri jaan hoti.


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«Reply #1852 on: July 03, 2006, 09:23:48 PM »

New style of proposing a girl.I hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 ur daughter.So,lets make them brother n sister! happy9


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«Reply #1853 on: July 03, 2006, 09:27:00 PM »

Marwadi-Bhagwan tu Mujhe Rs.100 dega to Rs.50 tumhe chadhaunga.
Thodi dur pe usko Rs.50 mil gaye.
Marwadi-Prabhu itna bhi bharosa nahi,
PAHLE HI KAAT LIYA...


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«Reply #1854 on: July 03, 2006, 09:30:05 PM »

Dost:tere pitaji kaise hai Yaar? Sardar: kal pitaji kuwe me gir k,jorse chilla rahe the..dost:ab kaise hai! Sardar:Ab thik honge,kuwe se koi aawaz nahi arahihai


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«Reply #1855 on: July 03, 2006, 09:31:14 PM »

Newton sitin in a GARDEN..Saw d apple FALL, he discovered the LAW OF GRAVITY. I wonder Y it dint cum 2 his mind for 23yrs while he was SITTING in his TOILET.


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«Reply #1856 on: July 03, 2006, 09:32:08 PM »

A sardar was getting bitten by mosquitoes all thru' the night. He got irritated and drank poison and said "Ab kaato saalo, tum bhi maroge".


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«Reply #1857 on: July 03, 2006, 09:32:51 PM »

Maa-: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti- Kuch nahi, Main maa banungi, Padhungi, Shadi karungi...aur kya?
Maa- jo karna hai karo par zara serial order me karna!!


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«Reply #1858 on: July 03, 2006, 09:33:43 PM »

Once a teacher told her children' Nowadays everyone uses short forms like mom and dad.So a child raised his hand & said' can we call U mad instead of madam.


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«Reply #1859 on: July 03, 2006, 09:34:10 PM »

Its a fact tat wen baby is born,doctors slap its face 2 make it start breathin,ter r xceptional cases though,lik urs,wen u wer born doctor slapped himself.