my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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«Reply #1830 on: June 11, 2006, 07:07:03 PM »

Sardar gives dictation test 4 the students. Last bench students say that v r not able to hear,so Sardar replies, ok i'll write on the board.


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«Reply #1831 on: June 11, 2006, 07:07:39 PM »

Height of technical thinking...

A software person falling from the roof of a building and shouting
F1

F1

F1
instead of help help!!


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«Reply #1832 on: June 11, 2006, 07:07:57 PM »

Accident tuk place.Crowd gatherd.Sardar reporter couldnt get in.Clever Sardar cried-Mera bapu.Crowd made way 4him bt it was a donkey on road


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«Reply #1833 on: June 11, 2006, 07:08:20 PM »

HOW WOMAN CALL THEIR HUSBAND IN FIRST 6 YEAR:
1.A G,
2.O G,
3.Sunte Ho,
4.O Bunty k Bapu,
5.Kaha Margaye,
6.Aap aate ho k main aao.


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«Reply #1834 on: June 11, 2006, 07:35:12 PM »

A Sardar Constable comes to duty with a Black Shoe & a White Shoe.
Officer: Go home & change.
Sardar: Sirji, ghar mein bhi ek Black aur ek White hi hai!!!!


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«Reply #1835 on: June 13, 2006, 08:47:43 AM »

nice :p


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«Reply #1836 on: June 13, 2006, 08:56:21 AM »

Ashaq aa jaate hain aankhon me rone se pehle,
Har khawab hai tut jaata sone se pehle...
Ishq hai gunah yeh to samajh gaye,
Kaash koi rok leta yeh gunah hone se pehle....


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«Reply #1837 on: June 18, 2006, 06:30:44 PM »

I want to say a word to u!!

that's STARTS with u.......

& ENDS With u....

and That defines U.....

"ULLU"!!!


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«Reply #1838 on: June 18, 2006, 06:32:02 PM »

Bikta hai gam husn ke bazar me,
Lakho dard chipe hote hai ek chote se inkar me!
ho jao agar jamane se tang to,
Swagat hai aapka is "dost" ke darbar me...


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«Reply #1839 on: June 18, 2006, 06:33:41 PM »

Thought for a life time :THE ROAD TO SUCCESS....
IS ALWAYS....

UNDER CONSTRUCTION...!!


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«Reply #1840 on: June 18, 2006, 06:34:42 PM »

Interviewar: what is ur qualification? Sardarji: Sir i m Ph.d Interviewar: what do u mean by Ph.d? Sardarji: (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.GN


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«Reply #1841 on: June 18, 2006, 06:41:38 PM »

Sardar ne No entry me gadi andar gusaya. Polise pakada.
Police: NO ENTRY board dikhta nahi kya?
Sardar: maine socha ye film ka poster hai..


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«Reply #1842 on: June 18, 2006, 06:49:46 PM »

In heaven Ramba, Urvashi & Menaka were dancing..

Dr Rajkumar is nt happy & thinkng deeply that-

If I hd nt donated my eyes, I too could hv enjoyed..


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«Reply #1843 on: June 18, 2006, 06:52:51 PM »

Galfrend 2 her bf:"wat do u like most in me ,my pretty face or my hot body?"
He looked at her 4om head 2 toe n replied:
"i like ur SENSE OF HUMOR..


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«Reply #1844 on: June 18, 2006, 06:54:09 PM »

Fizaao ke badalne ka intzar na kar...Aandhiyo k rukne ka intzar na kar...Channel badal 'f' tv laga le baccha...ESPN par sania mirza k jhukne ka intzar na kar.