my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM
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samir_bc
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«Reply #1770 on: May 24, 2006, 11:21:46 AM »
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haan re baba....salma ko ban karte hai....hehe.......




sahi bola mera to dil kerta hai ki rules and regulation hi change ker dun
aur salma ko moniter se wapas welcome to yoindia bana dun he he
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samir_bc
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«Reply #1771 on: May 24, 2006, 11:51:04 AM »
Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri…
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
log fekenge ande tamatar,
To raat ki sabji ka intezaam ho jayega
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samir_bc
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«Reply #1772 on: May 24, 2006, 11:52:09 AM »
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I
was a fool when I married you.”

The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and
didn’t notice.”
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1773 on: May 24, 2006, 11:52:49 AM »
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Samir jee...plz dont post such type of sms here....!!! plz hav a look at our rules n regulation
dek...kitna ijjath deke bolrahi hai tumhari sister....uska baath maan na....hehe yaar mein mangalore se hoon...........


achcha brother jaise aapne sister ki baat maan li thi , i understand
but baat maanne se pehle main sister hi nahi maanta salma ko ha ha ha ha ha
dj frm RDB..........OYE BABHI HAI TERI......... :wink:
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samir_bc
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«Reply #1774 on: May 24, 2006, 11:56:17 AM »
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Samir jee...plz dont post such type of sms here....!!! plz hav a look at our rules n regulation
dek...kitna ijjath deke bolrahi hai tumhari sister....uska baath maan na....hehe yaar mein mangalore se hoon...........


achcha brother jaise aapne sister ki baat maan li thi , i understand
but baat maanne se pehle main sister hi nahi maanta salma ko ha ha ha ha ha
dj frm RDB..........OYE BABHI HAI TERI......... :wink:


lo ji humne ghar basaya bhi nahi aur ujadne wale aagaye
galatfaimi mat rakho brother aisi baat mat kero apni bhabi ke baare main
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #1775 on: May 24, 2006, 12:03:00 PM »
altu faltu baatein karna band karo..chup chap...sms post karo aur chalte banao :evil: :evil:
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samir_bc
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«Reply #1776 on: May 24, 2006, 12:03:41 PM »
twinkle twinkle lazy sardar
every one wonder what the are
up above the head so high
dimag ka portion always dry
flying pagdi in the sky
hasde yaar dont be shy
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samir_bc
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«Reply #1777 on: May 24, 2006, 12:09:06 PM »
ek sardar library me 2-3 ghante tak
ek book padne ke baad bale so boring
 so many characters but no story.
Then librarian says sardar ji this a telephone
 directory
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1778 on: May 26, 2006, 05:15:38 AM »
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altu faltu baatein karna band karo..chup chap...sms post karo aur chalte banao :evil: :evil:


MEN ALWAYS WILL BE MEN
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #1779 on: May 26, 2006, 10:17:21 AM »
yup...issliye tum sudarte nahi ho :p
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samir_bc
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«Reply #1780 on: May 26, 2006, 12:36:11 PM »
Quote from: "salma4u"
yup...issliye tum sudarte nahi ho :p


dekhna hai tum kitna humko tadpaogi
ek na ek din pyar hamara samajh hi jaogi
aaj kehte hain hamare sung tum bhi hanslo
jab ham na honge to tum jaroor ansu bahaogi
wada hai sudhar jayenge tumhare liye
kiya phir tum hamara haath thaam paogi
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Tarzan Bacha
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«Reply #1781 on: May 26, 2006, 01:29:53 PM »
Cool
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1782 on: May 26, 2006, 06:30:03 PM »
Quote from: "samir_bc"
Quote from: "salma4u"
yup...issliye tum sudarte nahi ho :p


dekhna hai tum kitna humko tadpaogi
ek na ek din pyar hamara samajh hi jaogi
aaj kehte hain hamare sung tum bhi hanslo
jab ham na honge to tum jaroor ansu bahaogi
wada hai sudhar jayenge tumhare liye
kiya phir tum hamara haath thaam paogi



accha hai....bahuth accha hai.............. :lol:
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1783 on: May 26, 2006, 07:07:15 PM »
Meri qabar se mitti chura raha hai koi,
mar kar bhi mujhe yaad aaraha hai koi,
Ae khuda aik pal ki zindagi aur dede mujhe,
K meri qabar se udaas wapis ja raha hai koi....
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1784 on: May 27, 2006, 12:00:18 PM »
bahut naaz tha unko ishq mein saath nibhanay ka
chor gaye ek pal mein saath shama ka dil jalana tha
ilzaam de diya ek pal mein bewafaii ka
kaun ponchta ansoo usko chup rah kar jal jana tha...
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