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samir_bc

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«Reply #1710 on: May 11, 2006, 03:09:20 PM »

3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo.
Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai,
billu 5th main padh raha hai,
aur ullo sms padh raha hai.[/b]


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1711 on: May 11, 2006, 03:10:13 PM »

Dil ki galiyon mein koi gam naho,
Hamari yeh dosti kabhi kam na ho,
Bas yahi hai dua ki tum khush raho,
Kya pata hum “kal ho na ho “


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1712 on: May 11, 2006, 03:14:09 PM »

boy : i can kiss u with out even touching
girl : u can't
boy : lagi 20-20Rs ki shart
girl : ok lagi
boy : kisses her tightly
girl : u touch me
boy : to le 20 Rs.


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1713 on: May 11, 2006, 03:16:19 PM »

Gabbar : basanti tatti ker
viru : nahi basanti in kutto ke saamne mat kerna
yeh tujhe paani nahi denge
aur teri g**nd msg padne waale se chatwayenge.


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #1714 on: May 11, 2006, 06:31:27 PM »

Quote from: "arsenmen"

Quote from: "samir_bc"

Quote from: "arsenmen"

sameer paaji...oye purane sms padlia karo yaar......phir posting karna....lagta hai naya naya mobile pakde ho....lol :lol:

oye mobile naya hone se kiya hoga dear, yeh sab mail main pade the pata nahi kabse, socha tumhein post kardun kuch yaad taaza hojayengi tumhari ,,,,,,,, waise tum sudhar kab se gaye yaar, main tumhari hi post padta hun , salma ji ka kuch jiyada hi kehna maan rahe ho
hmm arsenmen brother

kuch sudhra vudhra nahi hoon be.....lekin salma ki pyaar ne yeh sab karwaya mujse....he he ...waise sameer paaji tu kaunu keth ki mooli ho...boleto kaha k ho??

tauba hai maar khaoge shareef aise waise baatein ki to :evil:

chalo shareef baacha bane ke aache sms post karna warna khair nahi tumhari samjheeee...waise mein jaldi me hu issliye saare check nahi kiya ...aise waise msg plzzzz jo bhi ho post mat karna its a request to all


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #1715 on: May 12, 2006, 12:23:34 PM »

MAIN AKELA KAHA TERE WAJOOD KA SAYA SAATH HAI
JAWAN RAAT MAI CHAAND CHANDNI KE SAATH HAI
DURIYA KAHA DOOR KAR PAATI HAI HUME
SAPNO MAI HI SAHI TERE HAATOHN MAI HAATH HAI


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #1716 on: May 12, 2006, 12:24:19 PM »

Ajnabi shaher k ajnabi raste ,
Meri tanhai par muskuratey rahe ,
Main bahut door tak yunhi chalta raha ,
Tum bahut der tak yaad aatey rahe


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ashribad4bam

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«Reply #1717 on: May 12, 2006, 02:55:15 PM »

salma ji main aap ki ek chanewala hoon. or main aap ko ek salaha dena chata hoon ki aaap apna sabhi sayari or jokes sabhi ek jagah post kijiye. tabhi ham lo dekh ne main asani hogi. main bas aap ko ek salaha diya. kuch sachiye mat. abhi hame aap ki jokes or sayeri k liye idhar udhar dekh na pad ta hai. aap ka chanewala. ashribad


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1718 on: May 17, 2006, 05:52:14 PM »

Boy and a Girl in a party
boy: kitne bhai bahen ho

girl: 6

boy:Ma-baap ko koi aur kaam nahi tha kiya

girl: tum kitne ho?

boy:Ek

girl: baap me dum nahi tha kiya?


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1719 on: May 17, 2006, 05:55:08 PM »

hila jor se hila

poora hila

dil se hila

sabke saamne hila

jitna hilayega
utna hi mazaa aayega

verna Halwa jal jayega


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1720 on: May 17, 2006, 05:58:15 PM »

Aboy and a girl of LKG class asked to teacher: kiya chote bachcho ke bachche ho sakte hain
teacher said : "no never"
boy said to girl : dekha tu aise hi dar rahi thi


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1721 on: May 17, 2006, 06:01:21 PM »

Teri girl friend ke taraste hue haathon ne
teri kalaayi ko aise chua hai
wah wah
jaise uski dhadkan pooch rahi ho
bhaiya time kiya hua hai


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1722 on: May 17, 2006, 06:03:49 PM »

In train wife says to husband: today is our aniversy. do something.
hubby : can't u see what written on the board
chalti train main chadna mana hai


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1723 on: May 17, 2006, 06:05:28 PM »

Tamil nadu ki ladkiyan idli banati hain

Rajistan ki ladkiyan churma banati hai

Gujraat ki dhokla banati hain

dilli ki ladkiyan sirf chutiya banati hain


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1724 on: May 20, 2006, 09:53:41 AM »

Kaha koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete,
har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kisko bhula dete,
apne dil ka dard dil hi mein dabaye rakhe hain,
krte byan to mehfl ko rula dete


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