my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 10, 2005, 02:02:37 AM

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nirbhay

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«Reply #1725 on: May 20, 2006, 09:55:56 AM »

Quote from: "arsenmen"

Kaha koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete,
har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kisko bhula dete,
apne dil ka dard dil hi mein dabaye rakhe hain,
krte byan to mehfl ko rula dete

Nice one Arsenman!


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«Reply #1726 on: May 20, 2006, 09:58:02 AM »

BIWI k kharche se tang akar PATI bola,"1kg. Lipstik ek mahine me kha jati ho." BIWI boli,"Jhuth kyo bolte ho, usme se 500gm. to Tum chat jaate ho..


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«Reply #1727 on: May 20, 2006, 09:59:46 AM »

2 sardar talking after compleating xam
Yar thara xam kisa tha
50:50
Kya matlab 50:50
Usna kya pucha muje samaj menahie aaya aur meine kya lika usko nahi samaj me aayega


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«Reply #1728 on: May 20, 2006, 10:01:35 AM »

Gandhiji Ahinsaa me Vishwas Q Rakhte The?

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Kyonki wo Jante the
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Dhishoom Dhishoom to PEPSODENT ka KAAM HAI...


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«Reply #1729 on: May 20, 2006, 10:10:29 AM »

A man in US sees a dog abt 2 bite a lady.He kicks d dog 2 death
A reporter wrote: US CITIZEN SAVES LADY FRM DOG
The man says Am not US citizen.So report changd: FOREIGN HERO SAVES LADY FRM DOG.
The man says actualy,am frm Saudi arabia.Next day's headlines: TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG!!


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«Reply #1730 on: May 20, 2006, 10:12:17 AM »

Mat Kar Mere Dost Apne Girlfriend Se Itni Mohabbat,

Woh Aankhon Se Vaar Karti Hai.

Maine Uski Aankhon Me
Dekha Hai,

Woh Mujhse Bhi Pyaar Karti Hai...


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«Reply #1731 on: May 20, 2006, 10:13:05 AM »

Bhikari-"sahab ek rupiya de do".
Sahab-"tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte".
Bhikari-"abe tere ek rupiye ke liye kya office khol lu"


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«Reply #1732 on: May 20, 2006, 10:23:47 AM »

A Sardar proposes a girl :- Darling kya tum mujhse ...
Then da girl slaps him & says Tameez se baat karo.
Srdr :- Behanji kya aap mujhse Shaadi karogi ?


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«Reply #1733 on: May 20, 2006, 10:26:00 AM »

Quote from: "Rathi"

Quote from: "arsenmen"

Dil ke dard ko dil todne waala kya jaane

pyaar ke rivajo ko ye jmaana kya jaane

hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein

upper se phool chadane waala kya jaane

hi
its really excellent.. keep doing such good work..its easy to make someone cry but really very difficult to make some one laugh.. i am happy that you r trying to make people laugh..

thanks haan....mein aur hasanewala ...azam nahi horaha hai....


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«Reply #1734 on: May 20, 2006, 10:29:13 AM »

Pi hai sharab har gali har dukan se,
ek dosti si ho gayi hai sharab k jaam se,
Guzre hai hum kuch aise mukam se,
ki nafrat si ho gayi hai ab mohabat k naam se.


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«Reply #1735 on: May 20, 2006, 10:31:28 AM »

A man to a sardar ' why are you removing a wheel in your auto ? ' sardar's answer : it is written that only two wheelers can park here.


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«Reply #1736 on: May 20, 2006, 10:33:27 AM »

The ALCOHOL suprabhatam - Guru bRUMa guru WHISKY ... gurudevo GINNeshwara ... guru sakshat parabBRANDY tasmaishree BEERe namahaa ... CHEERS . GOOD MORNING


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«Reply #1737 on: May 20, 2006, 10:33:53 AM »

Frog goes 2 Astrologer 2 know its future.

Ast:u'll meet a young girl who wants 2 no everthing abt u.

Frog:great! Wen & whr?

Ast:next semester in biology lab


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«Reply #1738 on: May 20, 2006, 10:34:19 AM »

EXAM ANTHEM:- Fight fight never surrender.. Clear d paper in May or November... Wer there is a will there is a way.... After november again there is May...