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samir_bc

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«Reply #1665 on: May 08, 2006, 09:31:50 AM »

Quote from: "arsenmen"

sameer paaji...oye purane sms padlia karo yaar......phir posting karna....lagta hai naya naya mobile pakde ho....lol :lol:

oye mobile naya hone se kiya hoga dear, yeh sab mail main pade the pata nahi kabse, socha tumhein post kardun kuch yaad taaza hojayengi tumhari ,,,,,,,, waise tum sudhar kab se gaye yaar, main tumhari hi post padta hun , salma ji ka kuch jiyada hi kehna maan rahe ho
hmm arsenmen brother


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«Reply #1666 on: May 09, 2006, 05:03:31 PM »

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sameer paaji...oye purane sms padlia karo yaar......phir posting karna....lagta hai naya naya mobile pakde ho....lol :lol:

kuch sudhra vudhra nahi hoon be.....lekin salma ki pyaar ne yeh sab karwaya mujse....he he ...waise sameer paaji tu kaunu keth ki mooli ho...boleto kaha k ho??


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1667 on: May 09, 2006, 05:09:50 PM »

A sardar doctor cut a frog's leg n said JUMP. Frog jmpd.. He cut another leg n said JUMP.. It jmpd.. He cut its 3rd leg n said JUMP.. It found it hard but jmpd.. He cut da last leg n said JUMP.. Frog dint jump.. Sardar wrote da result of his research "If a frog loses all its legs....IT BECOMES DEAF..!


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«Reply #1668 on: May 09, 2006, 05:10:19 PM »

Arz kiya hai . . . . Na jarurat hai sitaron ki, na jarurat hai faltu yaron ki, bas ek dost chahiye apke jaisa, jo watt laga de hazaron ka . . .


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«Reply #1669 on: May 09, 2006, 05:10:45 PM »

Tortoise,Crow,Rabbit gav CET.Trtois got 86%,Crow 45,Rbbit 91
Al 3 wntd admissn in E&C.Cut off=85.Rbbit n Trtois dint get.But Crow got.Why?

SC/ST quota


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«Reply #1670 on: May 09, 2006, 05:11:26 PM »

A boy got a job in a girl hostel.after a month,warden asked:why did'nt u come to take ur salary?
Boy said: kya salary bhi milegi...!


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«Reply #1671 on: May 09, 2006, 05:12:01 PM »

Srdr: Ye kela kaise diya? Salesman: 1rupee. Sardar: 60paisaka deta hai? Slsman: 60paise me to sirf chilka dunga. Srdr: Le 40 paise,chilka rakh k sirf kela de!


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«Reply #1672 on: May 09, 2006, 05:12:40 PM »

Flash news: The real reason for the death of RAJ was found. The reason is that RAJ saw Parvathama in Bikini.


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«Reply #1673 on: May 09, 2006, 05:22:39 PM »

Boy: "I went to ur home'. I think v can't marry "
Girl: "Why, U met my Dad?"
Boy: "No,ur Sister"(,")


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«Reply #1674 on: May 09, 2006, 05:23:37 PM »

sardar was killed by lion in a zoo....monkey asked lion why u killed sardar
lion: " kuch nahi yaar ....aise hi punjabi kaane ka mood hogaya"


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«Reply #1675 on: May 09, 2006, 05:24:16 PM »

Ek makhi ek takle ke sar par ja baithi
Dusri makhi: wah kya ghar dhunda hai. Pahli makhi: ghar kahan re abhi to sirf plot kharida hai...


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samir_bc

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«Reply #1676 on: May 10, 2006, 10:06:40 AM »

har mard ke underwear main 4 mithaiyan hoti hai
1: do gulab jamun
2: ek kaaju roll
3: jali hue savaiyan
4:kheer jo khaas moke per banti hain


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«Reply #1677 on: May 10, 2006, 10:09:46 AM »

sardar at bar in newyork

Man on his right says:- "jhony walker single"
Man on his left says" :-peter scotch single"
sardar says:- "baljit singh Married"


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«Reply #1678 on: May 10, 2006, 10:11:34 AM »

Lady was selling Grapes with out wearing Bra

Man said: Excuse me aam dikh rahe hain
Lady : tab hi to angoor bik rahe hain


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«Reply #1679 on: May 10, 2006, 10:13:48 AM »

Secretary : boss aap condom aur tawiz dono pocket main saath saath kyon rakhte ho

boss : bhoot aur c**t ka koi bharosa nahi raat main kahan mil jay


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