my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 10, 2005, 02:02:37 AM

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«Reply #1620 on: April 17, 2006, 12:20:19 PM »

In a battle field sardarji was wearing a mosquito net to his body instead bullet proff Jacket, his friend asked why are you wearing mosquito net; Sardarji replied"when mosquito can't enter through net :HOW CAN BULLET CAN ENTER BODY?


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«Reply #1621 on: April 17, 2006, 12:21:21 PM »

If ur dog is brkng @d bck door & ur wife yelin @d 4nt door,who do u let in 1st? D dog...@ least he'l shut up after u let him in!!!


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«Reply #1622 on: April 25, 2006, 12:57:56 AM »

Sardar to Wife: ye blue Panty kiski sukha rahi ho?? Wife: meri behen ki hai.. Sardar: pahne hue to kabhi nahi dekha..??!


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«Reply #1623 on: April 25, 2006, 01:01:48 AM »

Sardar reads a poster outside Police Station
"Wanted for RAPE & MURDER".
He goes inside and says" Sir,
I want to apply for that JOB"


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«Reply #1624 on: April 25, 2006, 01:02:12 AM »

American:Why dont u try phone sex? Sardar:I tried it once but the holes are too small!!


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«Reply #1625 on: April 25, 2006, 01:03:45 AM »

Sardar Boss(angrily)on mistake of executive: tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai?

Exec (sar jukate hue): nahi sir!

Sardar: Niche kya dekh rahe ho? meri taraf dekho!!


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«Reply #1626 on: April 25, 2006, 01:05:18 AM »

press reporter:madam aap nahathe waqt kya daalke nahathi hai. Heroine:bolt daalke nahathi hoon


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«Reply #1627 on: April 25, 2006, 01:06:01 AM »

Diff between foreign & Indian culture - in foreign as a tribute to their hero people wil lite candles but in India they wil lite tyres, tubes, vehicles etc!!!!


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«Reply #1628 on: April 25, 2006, 01:08:23 AM »

one couple on their honeymoon to paris, wife:shud we first go to EiphelTower or hotel room? Huby: pahle hotel room, EiphelTower to kal bhi khada rahega.


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«Reply #1629 on: April 25, 2006, 01:09:09 AM »

A sardar engaged 2a girl breaks engagment coz she is Virgin."Jo aaj tak kisi ke kaam nahi aayi wo mere kya kaam ayegi" BOLO TARA RAA


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«Reply #1630 on: April 25, 2006, 01:09:32 AM »

Pleased by her performance the boss gave his secretary a beautiful skirt as her first month salary, in the second month he raised the first month's salary!


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«Reply #1631 on: April 25, 2006, 01:10:34 AM »

Girl in dress shop: How much4dat dres?
Nauty shpkeepr: Just 5kisses! Girl:And 4 that dres, Shpkpr:10 kises! Girl:0k pack it &my Grandma will pay the bill