my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM
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«Reply #1590 on: April 13, 2006, 06:13:08 AM »
A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer.
The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
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«Reply #1591 on: April 13, 2006, 06:16:24 AM »
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
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«Reply #1592 on: April 13, 2006, 06:18:40 AM »
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
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«Reply #1593 on: April 13, 2006, 06:22:34 AM »
If you never want to see a man again, say,
'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...'
they leave skid marks.
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«Reply #1594 on: April 13, 2006, 06:29:32 AM »
Q: Why don't men often show their true feelings?
A: Because they don't have any 1.
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«Reply #1595 on: April 13, 2006, 06:32:53 AM »
Q; What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: What Men Know About Women.
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«Reply #1596 on: April 13, 2006, 06:38:33 AM »
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your
success!




A harmful truth is always better then...a useful lie!




I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.
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«Reply #1597 on: April 13, 2006, 06:40:50 AM »
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born ?
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«Reply #1598 on: April 13, 2006, 06:41:37 AM »
How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.
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«Reply #1599 on: April 13, 2006, 06:43:56 AM »
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
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«Reply #1600 on: April 13, 2006, 06:45:55 AM »
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.
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«Reply #1601 on: April 13, 2006, 06:48:23 AM »
Q: Why were males created before females?
A: Coz you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
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«Reply #1602 on: April 13, 2006, 06:50:19 AM »
Sardarji is buying a TV
"Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
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«Reply #1603 on: April 13, 2006, 06:51:59 AM »
Sardarji is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED.
After much thought he writes: Yes
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«Reply #1604 on: April 13, 2006, 06:54:08 AM »
Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
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