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by arsenmen on June 10, 2005, 02:02:37 AM

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«Reply #1590 on: April 13, 2006, 11:43:08 AM »

A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer.
The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".


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«Reply #1591 on: April 13, 2006, 11:46:24 AM »

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.


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«Reply #1592 on: April 13, 2006, 11:48:40 AM »

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.


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«Reply #1593 on: April 13, 2006, 11:52:34 AM »

If you never want to see a man again, say,
'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...'
they leave skid marks.


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«Reply #1594 on: April 13, 2006, 11:59:32 AM »

Q: Why don't men often show their true feelings?
A: Because they don't have any 1.


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«Reply #1595 on: April 13, 2006, 12:02:53 PM »

Q; What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: What Men Know About Women.


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«Reply #1596 on: April 13, 2006, 12:08:33 PM »

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your
success!

A harmful truth is always better then...a useful lie!

I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.


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«Reply #1597 on: April 13, 2006, 12:10:50 PM »

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born ?


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«Reply #1598 on: April 13, 2006, 12:11:37 PM »

How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing.


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«Reply #1599 on: April 13, 2006, 12:13:56 PM »

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.


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«Reply #1600 on: April 13, 2006, 12:15:55 PM »

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.


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«Reply #1601 on: April 13, 2006, 12:18:23 PM »

Q: Why were males created before females?
A: Coz you always need a rough draft before the final copy.


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«Reply #1602 on: April 13, 2006, 12:20:19 PM »

Sardarji is buying a TV
"Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."


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«Reply #1603 on: April 13, 2006, 12:21:59 PM »

Sardarji is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED.
After much thought he writes: Yes