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sanya310

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«Reply #1545 on: April 07, 2006, 11:11:53 AM »

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aapko tung karna hamara farz hai.. :D


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arsenmen

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my sms and jokes

«Reply #1546 on: April 07, 2006, 07:13:01 PM »

non-veg sms r not allowed

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arsenmen

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«Reply #1547 on: April 07, 2006, 07:14:05 PM »

This is a very dangerous false msg
so those who hav weak heart n pregnant Ladies n old people and Kids
pls dont read this msg

"u r handsome"


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1548 on: April 07, 2006, 07:14:46 PM »

nov-veg sms r not allowed

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arsenmen

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«Reply #1549 on: April 07, 2006, 07:15:41 PM »

One Advice :

Dont waste time like this..


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1550 on: April 07, 2006, 07:16:11 PM »

Never think of the past it brings tears.. if u think of the future it brings fears.. so live in the present & drink chilled beers- cheers!!


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1551 on: April 07, 2006, 07:17:05 PM »

non-veg sms r not allowed

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arsenmen

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«Reply #1552 on: April 07, 2006, 07:30:49 PM »

Wife & husband are just like 2 wheels of a vehicle. If 1 punctures then vehicle will not move, so intelligent husb will always keep 'STEPNEY' with him.


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1553 on: April 07, 2006, 07:37:57 PM »

jaan-buj kar aise sms kyun dalte ho...mein samjha samjha kar thak gai hu :evil: uff

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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #1554 on: April 08, 2006, 07:31:55 AM »

Wafa Main Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai,
Woh Sach Kahe Na Kahe Aitebar Karna Hai.
Yeh TujhKo Jagte Rehne Ka Shauk KabSe Hua,
Mujhe To Khair Tera Intezaar Krna Hai.


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1555 on: April 10, 2006, 05:05:47 AM »

EDITED by Nirbhay, Monitor Yoindia.com
Reason : Use of objectionable language


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1556 on: April 10, 2006, 05:09:46 AM »

sardar's wife dies, he is calm but his wife's love is furiously

crying.
finally sardar consoles him
"u dont worry yaar i will marry again"


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1557 on: April 10, 2006, 06:02:04 AM »

Once Sardarji was learning English. He learnt it and wrote a letter to his friend as below . "I am well, I hope u r also in the same well".


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1558 on: April 10, 2006, 06:06:29 AM »

Napolean: There's no such word as 'impossible' in my dictionary...

Sardarji: Toh dictionary dekh ke kharidna tha....


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1559 on: April 10, 2006, 06:07:51 AM »

Give one
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"apne kiye
pe pani
pher
dena"

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... Huh?

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I____"FLUSH"
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