my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 10, 2005, 02:02:37 AM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #1500 on: March 29, 2006, 11:05:43 AM »

Bola na aise waise msg nahi

edit by salma :evil:


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1501 on: March 29, 2006, 11:15:00 AM »

Miss Calls Ki Safalta Ke Baad

Ab 1st Time In
India

Introducing..
Missed MSG


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1502 on: March 29, 2006, 11:24:14 AM »

Sardar ko uska sasur maar raha tha

Y?

bcoz,his wif deliverd a baby & doctor msgd him"mubarak ho ap baap bangaye"- & he forwarded da same 2 all his freinds


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1503 on: March 29, 2006, 11:26:40 AM »

Thought for the weekend :-
"Nothing in world is more expensive than a girl who is totaly free for the weekend.


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #1504 on: March 29, 2006, 02:11:01 PM »

LEAVES dont just FALL from the tree,
CLOUDS dont just FORM in the sky,
ANGELS dont just COME DOWN from heaven
n I dont just SMS any1 unless they r SPECIAL.


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Tarzan Bacha

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«Reply #1505 on: March 29, 2006, 02:43:41 PM »

Awesome 1derful
both Arsenmen and Salma


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bybh

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«Reply #1506 on: March 30, 2006, 12:37:03 AM »

Kool ones shareef... Keep cumin...


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #1507 on: March 30, 2006, 05:26:19 PM »

Thanks Tarzan


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1508 on: March 31, 2006, 10:31:48 AM »

A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee? ? Girl: I promised my mom that I would not let you touch me below my belt.


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«Reply #1509 on: March 31, 2006, 10:33:01 AM »

Sardar to Dr: I have severe loose motions. I am not able to stop it. Dr: Did u try lemon? Sardar: Yes but when I remove it, it starts again.


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«Reply #1510 on: March 31, 2006, 10:37:05 AM »

Father 2 his daughter's lover : main nahi chahtha ke meri beti ek GADHE ke saath puri zindagi bithaye. Lover : isiliye to main use yahan se le jana chahtha hoon


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«Reply #1511 on: March 31, 2006, 10:39:23 AM »

VARIOUS HEIGHTS-

Height of Carelesnes-
"Writing a love mail n doin a "Send All".

Height of Fashion-
"Dhoti wid a zip".

Height of Dehydration-
"A cow givin milk powder".

Height of Suicide-
"A dwarf jumpin 4rm d footpath on d road".

Height of Stupidity-
"A man lukin through a keyhole of a glass door