my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 10, 2005, 02:02:37 AM
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«Reply #1470 on: March 22, 2006, 12:23:40 AM »
Dear Customer...U r requested to switch off ur mobile To avoid any burn injuries.....As the Sender of of this msg is a damn Hot person...
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«Reply #1471 on: March 22, 2006, 12:39:20 AM »
Doctor:Mantriji aapki biwi ne 2 bachho ko janam diya.



Mantriji sochne lage aur bole-sala kaun bogus voting karke chala gaya?...
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«Reply #1472 on: March 22, 2006, 12:41:36 AM »
Teacher:'DELHI may kutubminar hai'. Sardar was sleepin and teacher wakes him up.Teacher asks: 'What i said'. Sardar replies: 'DELHI MAY KUTTA BIMAR hai'.
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«Reply #1473 on: March 23, 2006, 11:24:11 PM »
Dear reciever, I am Sardarji Virus. I am not so advanced, so pls delete all ur files urself and also help me 2 spread by sending 2 all. Thank u...
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«Reply #1474 on: March 23, 2006, 11:32:37 PM »
Muskurahat tumhi se milti hai,
dil ko rahat tumhi se milti hai,
ruthna mat kabhi mujhse tum
kyunki ye zindagi tumhari Dosti se chalti hai..
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«Reply #1475 on: March 23, 2006, 11:34:20 PM »
Aapse na ho baat to aapki fikar karte hai,
Har waqt apne aapse aapka zikar karte hai,
Aap jaisa dost nasibse mila hai hume,
Iska rub se shukriya ada karte hai..
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«Reply #1476 on: March 23, 2006, 11:46:32 PM »
Chor ek ghar main chori karne gaya, tijori par likha tha "TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURT NAHI,452 Number LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAL BATAN DABAO, TIJORI KHUL JAYGI". Jaise hi button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi. Jaate waqt chor seth se bola "AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA"...
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«Reply #1477 on: March 23, 2006, 11:56:11 PM »
Teacher 2 sardar: Where were u born?
Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher: Spell it?
Sardar: (after thinking ) I think i was born in Goa.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1478 on: March 24, 2006, 12:01:14 AM »
Apki yadon ki mehak in hawaon me hai,
kuch apnapan sa bikhra in fizaon mein hai,
khushiya chume apke kadam hmesha,
yehi sapna in nigaho me hai
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«Reply #1479 on: March 24, 2006, 12:05:22 AM »
He fought against british at d age of 23 n sacrificed his life for our 2day.Lets salute the brave hero of India "BHAGAT SINGH" (1907 sep27 - 1931 mar23)JAI HIND
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«Reply #1480 on: March 24, 2006, 12:06:51 AM »
Kasoor na unka hai na mera,
Hum dono hi rishton ki rasam nibhate rahe.
Woh dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe,
hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe...
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«Reply #1481 on: March 24, 2006, 12:46:20 AM »
A person asked philosopher:
"whats is the cure for luv at first sight?"
philosoper replied:"take a  close second look"
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sadaf idrisi
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«Reply #1482 on: March 25, 2006, 12:11:21 AM »
tumhari aankhon mein jo nami chaaii hai
ye mere dooor hone ki gawahi hai
yaad itna bhi na kiya karo hame
hichki le le ker meri jaan pe ban aayi hai
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«Reply #1483 on: March 25, 2006, 12:13:05 AM »
hua jo gam tumhe to dard kahin or hoga
hanso ge jo tum to khush koi or hoga
socho zara us dost ke baare mein
wo dost mere siwa or kon hoga
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sadaf idrisi
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«Reply #1484 on: March 25, 2006, 12:14:44 AM »
ho poori dil ki her khuwahish aapki
aur mile khushiyo ka jahan aapko
agar aap maange aasmaan ka ek tara
to khuda de de saara aasmaa aapko
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