my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 10, 2005, 02:02:37 AM

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aashu

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«Reply #1410 on: March 12, 2006, 09:04:46 PM »

for PEPSI "Kareena"
for COKE "Ash"
for MIRINDA "Vivek"
for THUMPS UP "Salman"
for FANTA "Rani"
Dont worry
for HARPIC "You are Dee Best"............ :lol:


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1411 on: March 14, 2006, 10:56:42 AM »

Tajmahal ko dek kar bola shahjaha ka pota
Tajmahal ko dek kar bola shahjaha ka pota
Aaj hamara bi bank balance hota
agar dada deWana na hota


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1412 on: March 14, 2006, 11:03:53 AM »

Pucho na us kagaj se,
jis pe hum dil ke byan likhte hai,
tanhayion me beeti baatein tamam likhte hai,
wo kalam bhi dewani ho gayi,
jis se hum AAP ka nam likte hai..


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1413 on: March 14, 2006, 11:10:33 AM »

How to kill a mosquito:catch it alive,put it in bed upside down,tie its legs by thread and confirm that it will not move.then make kichu kichu in it stomach.Then d mosquito wil laugh by opening its mouth,catch its mouth n if u pour a spoon of poison,d mosquito wil die....


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #1414 on: March 14, 2006, 01:05:54 PM »

Quote from: "arsenmen"

:lol: :lol: :lol: nice one hehe


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bybh

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«Reply #1415 on: March 14, 2006, 08:45:30 PM »

Quote from: "arsenmen"

Pucho na us kagaj se,
jis pe hum dil ke byan likhte hai,
tanhayion me beeti baatein tamam likhte hai,
wo kalam bhi dewani ho gayi,
jis se hum AAP ka nam likte hai..

Lolz.... Hasi roke nahi ruk rahi hai... :D


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1416 on: March 15, 2006, 08:31:27 AM »

Quote from: "bybh"

Quote from: "arsenmen"

Pucho na us kagaj se,
jis pe hum dil ke byan likhte hai,
tanhayion me beeti baatein tamam likhte hai,
wo kalam bhi dewani ho gayi,
jis se hum AAP ka nam likte hai..

Lolz.... Hasi roke nahi ruk rahi hai... :D

AILAA TUMHE IS SHAYARI PE HASSI AARAHI HAI KYA


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #1417 on: March 15, 2006, 12:40:49 PM »

haan kya hogaya amit...ye shayri pe hasi he he..ab to mujhe bhi hasi aane lagi ye padh ke lol


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bybh

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«Reply #1418 on: March 16, 2006, 07:53:46 AM »

Arre vo galat quote ho gaya Shareef bhai... mujhe is per hasi aa rahi thi...

[q]How to kill a mosquito:catch it alive,put it in bed upside down,tie its legs by thread and confirm that it will not move.then make kichu kichu in it stomach.Then d mosquito wil laugh by opening its mouth,catch its mouth n if you pour a spoon of poison,d mosquito wil die....[/q]


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1419 on: March 16, 2006, 10:12:40 PM »

ab teek hai...mein samaj raha tha tum b abnormal ho


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1420 on: March 16, 2006, 11:35:57 PM »

A senior student during ragging says: ON YOUR FIRST NIGHT YOUR WIFE SHOULD SLEEP WITH ME.
THE JUNIOR AGREED.
Junior: I AM GOING TO MARRY YOUR SISTER..


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«Reply #1421 on: March 16, 2006, 11:42:07 PM »

A scientist cannot be a president but kalam did it.
A conductor cannot be a superstar but rajnikant did it.
A monkey cannot operate a mobile but yes, u did it.. I m proud of u..


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1422 on: March 16, 2006, 11:47:36 PM »

Dear friend, don't run behind either bus or girl at any situation in ur life.Bcoz,,,,

Huh?

After 5 mins,U can catch another!


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1423 on: March 16, 2006, 11:52:38 PM »

Tarasti nazron ne har pal aapka deedar manga.Jaise amavas ne har raat chand ko manga.
Khush hua vo khuda bhi humse
jab humne apni har dua mein aapka sath manga.