my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 10, 2005, 02:02:37 AM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #1365 on: February 09, 2006, 12:06:14 AM »

Jeena chahte hai, magar Zindagi raas nahi ati,
Mrna chahte hai, Magar Maut pas nahi ati,
Bahut udas hai Hum is Zindgi se,
Kismat bhi tadpane se baaz nahi aati..


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1366 on: February 09, 2006, 12:12:46 AM »

Imraan Hashmi ne apni girlfrnd ko pehle apna "AASHIQ BANAYA" phir usne "CHOCOLATE" main "ZEHER" milakar uska "MURDER" karvaya.Girlfrnd ne uske "AKSAR" khwaab me aakar kaha"TUM SA NAHI DEKHA".To imran ne kaha is "KALYUG" me "JAWANI DIWANI" hai


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1367 on: February 09, 2006, 12:22:23 AM »

Chaha hai jise chahat se jyada, puja hai jise bhagwan se jyada, viswas hai jispe khud se jyada, bharosa hai jispe apno se jyada, tuhi to hai wo..... haramjada


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1368 on: February 09, 2006, 12:23:48 AM »

1 jam wafa k naa1 jam ulfat k naam,
1 jam mohabbat k naam,
1 jam dushmano k naam,
1jam is raat k naam,
aur kaali botal apni dosti k naam.


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arsenmen

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«Reply #1369 on: February 09, 2006, 12:25:10 AM »

Take a bowl.fill it with grapes,Put ur hand in it..Go in front of the mirror. U know what ull find???Langur ke haath me angor.


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bicky

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«Reply #1370 on: February 18, 2006, 12:28:57 PM »

Kahan Chale Gaye Bhai?

Here let me put something for you while you were sleeping.

What is the similarity between Gandhi Ji and Malika Sherawat?

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Neend Udh Gayi Ki Nahin Bhai?

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Okay clue deta hoon

Dono Ne Kapdoon Ko Tyaag Diya.

Now the next question. Kiyon?

Kiyon??

Kiyon???

Kiyon? Huh?

Kiyon?

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Acha bata deta hoon.

Ek Ne Kapadeh Tyaag Diye Desh Ke Liye

Doosri Ne Kapadeh Tyaag Diye Deshwasiyoon Ke Liye.


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Tarzan Bacha

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«Reply #1371 on: February 19, 2006, 05:29:28 PM »

Arsenmen koi friend s k liye wali achi achi shayari post karhien aaThx in advane gud going 1derful


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #1372 on: February 22, 2006, 05:45:53 PM »

shareeffffffffffffffffffffffff sudhar jao plzzzzz

warna mein koi msg fwd nahi karongi

yaar gande msg nahi post karo gandi baath hai

aur kitna tume samjhaon haan hadh hogai hai

plz gande msg delete ya edit karo plz

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Sometime I dont say hi... Sometime i dont reply.. Sometime i dont msg u.. But it doesn mean that I forget u.. It means that I am giving u time to *MI$$ ME


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #1373 on: February 26, 2006, 01:48:23 PM »

as long as we have memories sterday remains ,as long as we have hope 2morrow awaits, as long as we have frienship each day is never a waste.


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aashu

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«Reply #1374 on: February 27, 2006, 06:14:12 PM »

A lover may make u realise how wonderful the world is,
But its a FRIEND who makes u realise,
how wonderful ur to the world.....


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aashu

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«Reply #1375 on: February 27, 2006, 06:16:58 PM »

Honestly Padho,
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jingala jingala,
hakumba hakumba,
hambala humbala,
najinda najinda,
chakuda chakuda,
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Mubaarak ho
tum AADIVAASI
ban-ne k exam mai pass ho gaye.


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #1376 on: March 02, 2006, 06:06:10 PM »

nice aashu...!!!


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #1377 on: March 02, 2006, 06:06:41 PM »

Haste haste beh jate hain mere aansoo,
inhe to behne ka bahana chahiye,
roko to bhi rukte nahi inhe to bas dard ka fasana chahiye,
yun ye meri hasi udate hain har khushi gam main mere sath chale aate hain,
kahin ye bhi khafa na ho jayen,
meri takdeer ki tarah ummidon se khali kisi tasveer ki tarah


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aashu

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«Reply #1378 on: March 04, 2006, 08:40:59 PM »

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Aashiq banaya aapne...
Kaisa tha gana?....