my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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«Reply #1305 on: February 04, 2006, 06:57:41 PM »

Sir:Baccho kasam khao kabhi shrab,sigret nahi pioge,Nonveg nahi khaoge.
Bacche:nahi khaenge sir.
Sir:kabhi ladkio ko nahi chhedonge.
Bacche:theek hai sir.
Sir:jua nahi kheloge
Bacche:O.K.Sir
Sir: Desh k liye Jaan bhi de doge.
Bacche: DE DENGE SIR, AISI JAAN KA AUR KARENGE BHI KYA !!


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«Reply #1306 on: February 04, 2006, 06:59:13 PM »

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
Love ur friends not their sisters. And love ur sisters and not their friends...! happy9


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«Reply #1307 on: February 04, 2006, 07:00:42 PM »

Wife 2 husband : see BREAKING NEWS-80 saal ke old man ne saadi karlee.
Husband: sari jindgi samjdari se bitai, akhir mai bewakufi kar hi di..


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«Reply #1308 on: February 04, 2006, 07:01:56 PM »

Wife:Jab tum DESI pite ho to mujhe PAARO kehato ho, Jab WHISKY pite ho to DARLING kehate ho,Aaj kya piya jo CHUDEL kehte ho
Husband:Aaj main hosh ME HU.


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«Reply #1309 on: February 04, 2006, 07:05:28 PM »

Ye wafa ka silaa hai to koi baat nai,
Ye dard tumne diya hai to koi baat nai,
Yehi bahut hai ki tum dekh rahe ho sahil se,
hum doob rahe hai to koi baat nai.


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«Reply #1310 on: February 04, 2006, 07:06:38 PM »

Ek sardar market main jaa rahaa tha usne ek bahut sunder girl dekhi aur bolaa.....

kash yeh meri

MAA hoti
to main bhi itna sunder hota
bolo tara.ra.ra..


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«Reply #1311 on: February 04, 2006, 07:07:52 PM »

Sdar:Aaj maine pani(water)ko ulu bana diya
Friend:pani ko ulu?wo kaise?
Sardar:Oye,aaj subah maine pani ko garam kiya aur tande panise Nahaya...


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«Reply #1312 on: February 04, 2006, 07:37:41 PM »

cool Arsenmen keep it up


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«Reply #1313 on: February 05, 2006, 05:23:14 AM »

Population control slogan in Bihar -

HUM

DO

HUMARE

DO,

UNKE BAAD JITNE BHI HON,
SABKO DELHI,
PUNJAB BHEJ DO..!


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«Reply #1314 on: February 05, 2006, 05:32:22 AM »

Whenever anyone says something bad to u dont frown.coz remember,it takes 49 muscles to frown, 12 muscles to smile but only 2 muscles to LIFT UR MIDDLE FINGER


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«Reply #1315 on: February 05, 2006, 05:34:15 AM »

Badalna nahi aata humeìn mausam ki tarah,
har ek rut mein tera intezaar karenge.
Na samet sakoge jise qyamat tak,
hum tumhein itna pyaar karenge.


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«Reply #1316 on: February 05, 2006, 05:36:16 AM »

One day all people of earth went to god & asked:
Who is the most loving and honest person...?
They all returnd to earth with a new Question...

Who Is shareef?


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«Reply #1317 on: February 05, 2006, 05:38:34 AM »

Sardarni writes msg 2 sardar-
"ghar kab aa rahe ho ? Msg karke batao."
Sardar writes 2 her-
"Nahi bata sakta, msg free nahi hai..."


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«Reply #1318 on: February 05, 2006, 05:48:14 AM »

Aaj to bahut khush hoge, kyoki...

barish jo ho rahi hai

Aur

barish me

sabhi mendak khush hi hote hai.


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«Reply #1319 on: February 05, 2006, 05:48:38 AM »

Four ants are moving through a jungle. They saw an elephant coming against them. Then 1st ant- we will kill him. 2 nd ant- we will break his leg. 3 rd ant-we will throw him out of our way. 4 th ant - we will leave him because he is alone and we are four! .. Confidence matters..