my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM
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«Reply #1290 on: February 04, 2006, 06:27:16 PM »
Teacher: Bacho batao ke billi ek sath itne sare bache kaise paida karti hai
Kid: Madam agar ap road pe nangi ghumo to aap ke billi se zyada bache ho jayenge ge
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«Reply #1291 on: February 04, 2006, 06:29:17 PM »
Gang of SARDARS broke a bank,but instead of cash they find bottles full of chilled Red Wine. Happily they drink it & left. Next days headline-BLOOD BANK LOOTED.
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«Reply #1292 on: February 04, 2006, 06:29:53 PM »
A foriegner had vry spicy dinner. Nxt morning he came out of d toilet n said- "Now i undrstnd y indians use water, bloody tissue paper can catch fire..!"
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«Reply #1293 on: February 04, 2006, 06:31:37 PM »
Judge:Tu apni wife ko divorce kyon dena chahte ho?
Pati:Saab,she doesnt satisfy me in bed.
Wife:Bosadike! sara muhalla khush hai, ek tuje hi aag lagi hui hai?
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«Reply #1294 on: February 04, 2006, 06:35:09 PM »
Jack n Jill poem in laloo style:
Jekwa n Jilwa gaye upar hilwa, paani bhari ka vaste.
Jekwa gir gawa, uka khopdi phutt gawa n Jilwa aawat ludkan pura raste.
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«Reply #1295 on: February 04, 2006, 06:37:01 PM »
What is masturbation ? ANS: Its a thermo dynamic irreversible process by virtue of which a man can challenge a woman that he can live without her!!
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«Reply #1296 on: February 04, 2006, 06:38:21 PM »
Q:why boys go 2 temple?
Ans:Bcoz temple is d only place wr u can find
Pooja
Bhkti
Bhawana
Shrdha
Arti
Archna
Aradhna
Laxmi
sarswati
Jyoti...
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«Reply #1297 on: February 04, 2006, 06:39:26 PM »
JOHN ABRAHAM went 2 court 2 prove that he is the most handsome man on earth.

He failed and came out angrily and asked,







"who is *ARSENMEN*
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«Reply #1298 on: February 04, 2006, 06:43:18 PM »
Who is the first Indian2declare dat he is a GAY?
Answer:-
Manoj Kr coz he sings,
Bus yai apradh har baar karta hu,
aadmi hu admi se pyaar karta hu.
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«Reply #1299 on: February 04, 2006, 06:45:21 PM »
Son :-daddy,meri dur ki najar kharab hai chashma le do. Sardar took him outside & said-wo kya hai? Boy:Suraj. sardar:Sale aur kitna dur dekhega?
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«Reply #1300 on: February 04, 2006, 06:48:42 PM »
List of Deadly PJ's:



Whats the difference between a mosquito & a fly?

Simple!




A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!!






What did babycorn ask momcorn?


Huh??



Where is popcorn!?








Why is the river rich?

It has two banks!








What do computers like to eat?



Chips!?!








Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?


She had a bright student.......
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«Reply #1301 on: February 04, 2006, 06:49:11 PM »
Girl 2 mom: is it true that babies come out from same place where boys put penis?MOM: yes. GI: oh god.my baby will come out from my mouth?
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«Reply #1302 on: February 04, 2006, 06:49:34 PM »
Chota Sardar:"we will soon become rich."Father Sardar:how? Son:tomorrow my mathematics teacher will teach me,how 2convert paise into rupee..
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«Reply #1303 on: February 04, 2006, 06:52:00 PM »
Ur eyes PATAKHA,

ur lips ROCKET,

ur cheek CHAKRI,

ur body FULJHARI,

ur style ANAR,

ur persnalty BOMB


to bhag ja i m coming wid CANDLE
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«Reply #1304 on: February 04, 2006, 06:56:54 PM »
Lady :Excuse me but why this tiny handbag costs so much? shopkeeper -Its made of penis skin.When d ladies touches it,it becomes a suitcase..!!
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