my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #1275 on: February 02, 2006, 07:58:45 AM »

Asmaan per jitne sitare hain!

Ankhon main jitne ishare hain'

Samander ke jitne kinare hain

"utne screw dheele tumhare hain"..


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«Reply #1276 on: February 02, 2006, 08:00:06 AM »

Sardar shoutin2his girlfriend "u said we will do register marriage 2day n u cheated me.I was waitin4u whole day in d post office."


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«Reply #1277 on: February 02, 2006, 08:00:50 AM »

Koi bhi Cream lagane se kuch nahi hota,sunder ban na hai to khub ruttho...

Kyonki koi hasina jab ruth jati hai toh aur bhi Haseen ho jati hai


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«Reply #1278 on: February 02, 2006, 08:01:46 AM »

Try 2 understand me do not disturb me more.Leave me alone. Last night i didnt sleep because of u. So dont play with my life,Please

Sardar tells 2 mosquito...


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«Reply #1279 on: February 02, 2006, 08:02:15 AM »

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AsHlk bhanayaaaa ashik bhanayaa ap ne...


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«Reply #1280 on: February 03, 2006, 01:23:26 PM »

What wud BIPASHA BASU say if she gets tired of sex?
JOHN-AB-RAHAM kar..........


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«Reply #1281 on: February 03, 2006, 01:38:18 PM »

Karni hame khuda se kuch faryaad baaqi hai,
Hame unse kehni kuch baat baaqi hai,
Maut aayegi keh dena ruk,
Abhi mere dost ki mulaaqaat baaqi hai...!


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«Reply #1282 on: February 04, 2006, 01:17:41 PM »

Raaste par mat baitho,Hawa tangg karegi,
Guzre hue lamho ki saza tangg karegi,
Kisi ko mat lao dil k itne kareeb,
Usk jaane par uski har ek adaa tangg karegi...


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«Reply #1283 on: February 04, 2006, 06:00:40 PM »

What is the height of Flirting?
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Its When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"


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«Reply #1284 on: February 04, 2006, 06:01:44 PM »

Karo kuchh aisa dosti mein ke 'THANKS '&' SORRY' word be-imaan lage,
nibhao aise yaari ke yaar ko chhodna mushkil aur 'DUNIYA' chhodna aasaan lage


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«Reply #1285 on: February 04, 2006, 06:02:09 PM »

Hey! Just give me a missed call. I m not able to find my cell n the room. Please. Very urgent....please...


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«Reply #1286 on: February 04, 2006, 06:02:49 PM »

Sardar sothe waqt 2 glass rakhte hain. Ek mein paani aur ek khaali.Why?

socho

socho

aur socho

kyonki pyaas lag bhi sakti hai or nahin bhi


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«Reply #1287 on: February 04, 2006, 06:06:56 PM »

There is always
a 'DRIVE SLOW' board near schools.
But not near girl's
college.

why?

Bcoz
VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY
GO SLOW IN THIS ZONE.


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«Reply #1288 on: February 04, 2006, 06:23:40 PM »

Poem by ELTON JOHN: Luv ur luv in such a way
dat she finds no better place dan ur heart 2 stay
But if she stil manages 2 get away
Sorry dude its time 2 turn GAY


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«Reply #1289 on: February 04, 2006, 06:25:29 PM »

Poem by ELTON JOHN: Luv ur luv in such a way
dat she finds no better place dan ur heart 2 stay
But if she stil manages 2 get away
Sorry dude its time 2 turn GAY