my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #1245 on: January 31, 2006, 09:03:26 PM »

Sleeping duration
For women: 6 hrs
For child'n : 5 hrs
For monky: 8 hrs

Hello my fd ur
8 hrs is over!!!

GET UP MONKEY.


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«Reply #1246 on: January 31, 2006, 09:04:21 PM »

DEEWAR SCENE: AMITABH:AAJ MERE PAAS PHULJADI HAI,CHAKRI HAI,ROCKET HAI,555 AUR SUTLI BOMB HAI,TUMHARE PAS KYA HAI?? SHASHI.K:BHAI MERE PAAS MAA.... CHIS HAI


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«Reply #1247 on: February 01, 2006, 01:42:39 AM »

Lolz shareef bhai...


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«Reply #1248 on: February 02, 2006, 06:10:09 AM »

Angry Master 2 a student: j main naram haan, ta bahut naram haan,te j sakhat haan,ta bahut sakhat haan. Student: Masterji, fir ta tusi mere lund varge hoye....


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«Reply #1249 on: February 02, 2006, 06:49:31 AM »

SETH:MUNIM G, beti ke dahej me 3-4 CHESS bhi rakho kyoki hamne samdhi ji se wada kiya tha ki ham beti ki vidai HATHI GHODO ke sath karenge....


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«Reply #1250 on: February 02, 2006, 06:51:43 AM »

Aaj yeh baat samajh aayi,
Is dharti par aapki hukumat samajh aayi,
Aapko dharti par bhejna khuda ka bahana tha, Kyunki Ravan k baad kisi na kisi ko to aana tha.


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«Reply #1251 on: February 02, 2006, 07:00:12 AM »

;****;
o( @..@ )o
"(---)"
Paichaan kaun?

Bandar bhi nahi,

Monkey bhi nahi.

yeh tere bachpan ka photo hain solid na...!


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«Reply #1252 on: February 02, 2006, 07:01:01 AM »

Sardarni was suffering from fever(sardar caling doctor):my wife has high fever DOCTOR:what's d body temp SARDAR:200'f DOC:sorry consult a FIRE BRIGADE...


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«Reply #1253 on: February 02, 2006, 07:02:37 AM »

Arz kiya hai -
samundar mein water, water mein fish..
samundar main water, water main fish..
Aap ko salaam, aapki girlfriend ko kiss!


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«Reply #1254 on: February 02, 2006, 07:03:54 AM »

My frnds r few but they all r true, their quantity is less but quality is best.. Just like u.....


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«Reply #1255 on: February 02, 2006, 07:06:52 AM »

Pyar to hamko bhi karna tha,
lekin baat khas hui nahi,
tajmahal to hamko bhi banwana tha,
lekin afsoss ki loan pass hui nahi.....!!!


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«Reply #1256 on: February 02, 2006, 07:07:54 AM »

1 day sardar G went to a theatre to watch a movie &When he saw the poster he came back.do u know y he came back?.bcoz d film name "NO ENTRY"@.


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«Reply #1257 on: February 02, 2006, 07:11:18 AM »

Ek amir ne ek mazdoor se poocha,Sex mehnat hai ya mazza?Majdoor:Mazza..Amir:Wo kaise? Majdoor:Kyunki ye mehnt hoti to aap yeh Bhi humse karwate..


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«Reply #1258 on: February 02, 2006, 07:13:36 AM »

Katal @kar ke vo katil ka naam puchte hai,
dard dekar vo dava ka naam puchte hai.
Mar gaye hum unki is ada pe,
hokar mere khuda vo mere
rehnuma ka nam puchtehai...


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«Reply #1259 on: February 02, 2006, 07:16:36 AM »

WIFE: How much do you love me?
HUS: Like Shajahan..
WIFE: Will you build a Tajmahal like him?
HUS: I've already bought the plot, the delay is from your side!