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by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM
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aashu
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«Reply #1185 on: January 29, 2006, 12:27:41 PM »
Aapko fine lagtaa,not to others......... :cry:
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«Reply #1186 on: January 29, 2006, 03:43:02 PM »
aashu......... meine samja ladka hai ....kyunke mera ek saala dost hai ashwij bolke.........so hum log b usse aashu bulate hai ....waise tumhara poora naam kya hai
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«Reply #1187 on: January 29, 2006, 04:33:11 PM »
Offo my full name is AYESHA FATIMA.......................
GOT IT?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh???
ya bond paper par likh kar du.........
Ab se yaad rakho...............
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1188 on: January 29, 2006, 04:43:41 PM »
Sardarji 1:Why are you running so fast?

Sardarji 2: I got to deliver this letter.


Sardar1: Where?


Sardar 2:No time to read the addres..
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1189 on: January 29, 2006, 04:47:43 PM »
Srdr ki gand fati.Mochi ne sil kar 25000/- ka bill diya. Srdr ne 50000/- diye.Mochi:Itne kyu de raha hai?Srdr:Tera bill dekh k meri gaand fir fat gayi.
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aashu
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«Reply #1190 on: January 29, 2006, 04:49:52 PM »
:D  :D  :D (for the sardar one)
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1191 on: January 29, 2006, 04:50:13 PM »
Dil ki tarha inbox bhi khali pade hai,
kyunki sms ke laalle pade hai.
Yeh to hona hi tha kyunki
kanjus dosto se jo paalle pade hai...
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«Reply #1192 on: January 29, 2006, 04:51:45 PM »
Dhur se deka tou ek LOUDA KADATHA,          Dhur se deka tou ek LOUDA KADATHA,        Pas akar deka tou DEVEGOWDA KADATHA....Wah Wah
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«Reply #1193 on: January 29, 2006, 04:53:37 PM »
Dekhi hazaro mehfil par yeh fiza kuch aur hai.
Jalwe dekhe hai hazaro par aapki ada kuch aur hai.Waise to dekhe kayi Bandar lekin
apke KHEL kuchh or hai!
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«Reply #1194 on: January 29, 2006, 04:55:28 PM »
1+1 is Two. My frndship is True.   2+2 is Four. My frndship is More.    4+4 is Eight. My frnd is GREAT!   10+10 is 20
 



My friend is 420!!
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«Reply #1195 on: January 29, 2006, 04:56:54 PM »
Are o friendwa, tohar sMswa ka intajar Ma huM Mubilwa haath Mein liye baitha hoon. Tanik idhar bhi dhyan dai diyo aur ekad Msgwa bhijwai do.   -Tohra dost:-).
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«Reply #1196 on: January 29, 2006, 04:58:59 PM »
Apni taqdir me hum mohabbat maangna bhul gaye,Dil to maanga par dildar maangna bhul gaye,
Hum to dil kisiko de aaye par
badle me dil maangna bhul gaye
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1197 on: January 29, 2006, 05:02:36 PM »
Teacher:"Use 'harassment' in a sentence." Johnny:"Her mouth said "No" but herassmeant "Yes".
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1198 on: January 29, 2006, 05:05:18 PM »
Arz kiya hai -
samundar mein water, water mein fish..
samundar main water, water main fish..
Aap ko salaam, aapki girlfriend ko kiss!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1199 on: January 29, 2006, 05:08:09 PM »
Ravan had 20 eyes






but sighted ONLY ONE



woman.





U have ONLY 2 eyes







and u sight EVERY woman.





Toh ASLI RAVAN koun ?..

Think about it !...
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