my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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«Reply #1125 on: December 16, 2005, 05:49:01 PM »

R u free tomorrow?

Can u com 2 anand rao circle?.

Bcos tomorrow v r fixin a new 'PUBLIC TOILET'

and v require a 'BIG ASS' to test it ...!!


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«Reply #1126 on: December 16, 2005, 05:52:16 PM »

Raaj dil ka dil mein chupate hain vo,
Saamne aate hi nazre jhukate hain vo,
Baat karte nahi ya hoti nahi,
Par shukar hai jab bhi milte hain muskuraate hain vo!


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«Reply #1127 on: December 16, 2005, 05:54:28 PM »

Har shaks ko diwana bana deta hai ishq,
mili yaarse ik nazar,fasana bana deta hai ishq,
dil ke mariz ho to Kar lo muhabbat,
har dil ko dhadakna sikha deta hai ishq


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«Reply #1128 on: December 16, 2005, 05:55:54 PM »

Is umar mei aksar aisa hota hai,
nind udti hai,chain khota hai,j
aan jati hai,dard hota hai,
doctor ko dikha le dost,
budhapa aise hi aata hai.


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«Reply #1129 on: December 16, 2005, 05:58:30 PM »

Sun sako to ek kahani hu me, rakh sako to ek nishani hu mein,
paa sako to ek saya hu mein,
rok payi na jise sari duniya,wo ek bund, aankh ka pani hoon mein


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«Reply #1130 on: December 16, 2005, 05:59:52 PM »

Kasam unki jo hame Azmaye baite hain,
pass to hai magr dur ja-kar baite hain,
nazro se nazre mile to baat ho,
mushkil to ye hai ki wo nazrein jhukaye baite hain


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«Reply #1131 on: December 16, 2005, 06:01:38 PM »

kagaj pe hamne zindgi likh di,
ashkon se seench har khusi likh di,
dard jab hamne ubhara lafzo pe,
logo ne kaha wah kya gazal likh di...


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«Reply #1132 on: December 16, 2005, 06:03:27 PM »

Hoton pe dosti ke fasane nahi aate,
sahil pe samandar ke khazane nahi aate,
Udne do parindo ko abhi shokh hawa mein,
fir laut kar DOSTI ke zamane nahi aate..


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«Reply #1133 on: December 16, 2005, 06:04:42 PM »

Santa: yaar main apni girl friend nu gift dena hai ki dewan. Banta: gold ring dede Santa: koi badi cheej bata. Banta: Ta fir M.R.F ka tyre dede.


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«Reply #1134 on: December 16, 2005, 06:08:06 PM »

IS MSG KO
"15 DIN"TAK NA DEKHNA

Mat dekho>

Manu Pta C Tusi Ni Rukna

RUKO >>

Rukja >>

Rukja yar !

J Nhi Rukna Tan Mai v MSG 15 din bad hi bheJuga


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«Reply #1135 on: December 16, 2005, 06:21:40 PM »

Tere pyar main umar bhar intezar kiya,
tere pyar main umar bhar intezar kiya or
uss intezar main na jaane kitno se pyar kiya....
wah wah wah...


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«Reply #1136 on: December 16, 2005, 06:24:31 PM »

NASBANDI team phir se village me aati hai, unko dekhkar ek aadmi bola MADARCHODO connection to pahle hi kaat chuke ho ab kya meter ukhadne aaye ho.


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«Reply #1137 on: December 16, 2005, 06:25:13 PM »

Define true music lover? Ans: a girl is singing in the bathroom while taking bath and a boy through the keyhole is using his ears but not eyes !! !


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«Reply #1138 on: December 17, 2005, 03:26:58 AM »

Wah wah... Shareef... Itne din ke baad tumhare msgs pad kar acha laga...


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«Reply #1139 on: December 19, 2005, 06:31:50 PM »

Ek aadmi kabr par baitha tha. Musafir ne pucha tumhe dar nahi lagta? Aadmi: Darne ki kya baat hai, kabr ke andar garmi lag rahi thi thodi der baahar aa gaya.