my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 10, 2005, 02:02:37 AM

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«Reply #1095 on: December 09, 2005, 11:37:44 PM »

Are O DEVDAS tu
"VEER ZAARA"
ko chod de warna main tujhe "ASHOKA" banakar "BAZIGAR" ke sath "PARDES" bhej dunga, kyunki tu "JOSH" me bahut aa jata hai. Aur
"CHALTE CHALTE" tera "DILTO PAGAL HO" jata hai aur tu "DEEWANA" ban ke "DAAR" jata hai, fir bhi kaheta firta hai."MAIN HOON NA"


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«Reply #1096 on: December 09, 2005, 11:38:37 PM »

D best breakup shayari

pyar k naam pe dete ho khauf

pyar k naam pe dete ho khauf

fuck off
fuck off
fuck off!!


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«Reply #1097 on: December 09, 2005, 11:39:31 PM »

Gunah karke saza se darte hai,
zehar peeke dawa se darte hai,
dushman ke sitam ka kauff nahi,
hum to doston ki wafa se darte hai....


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«Reply #1098 on: December 09, 2005, 11:40:30 PM »

A person asked god...
"what suprises you most about mankind!?"
God replied...
"They lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore their health. By thinking anxiously about future, they forget the present, such that they live neither for the present nor for the future. They live as if they will never die and they die as if they had never lived!!'..


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«Reply #1099 on: December 09, 2005, 11:41:45 PM »

Hai Ur colour is FANTA.
Ur hight & weight is 7UP.
Ur hair style is PEPSI.
Ur eyes is COCO COLA.
Ur finger is THUMPS UP
SO U r a very COOL person.


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«Reply #1100 on: December 09, 2005, 11:43:58 PM »

Kahte nahi juban se ki dil bekarar hai,
ankhe bataana rahi hai ki tumhe kisise pyar hai, bandh rakha karo in ankho ko
kyunki yeh ankhe in dil ki kitab hai..


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«Reply #1101 on: December 09, 2005, 11:44:54 PM »

Kuch na kisi se bolenge, bas tanhai mein chup-chap ro lenge...Apni toh ek musafir jaisi hai zindagi, saath kisi ke bhi ho lenge...Yeh jeevan toh ek zahar bhara pyala hai, kab tak isme amrit gholenge...Ab neend toh ankhon mein aati nahin, chalo jab maut aayegi tab jee bhar kar so lenge..


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«Reply #1102 on: December 10, 2005, 12:12:56 AM »

Difference between own Wife and Others Wife.Own Wife is "CHOCLATE"can have Any Time.Others Wife is like "ICECREAM"should have Immediately..


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«Reply #1103 on: December 10, 2005, 12:16:26 AM »

Aaj phir ek udaasi si chahi hai,
tanahyi me baithe yaad Aapki Aayi hai,
in palkon ko band kaise karen
in Aankhon me tasveer jo Aapki Aayi hai,


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«Reply #1104 on: December 10, 2005, 12:18:02 AM »

Dear customer you are not using your sms service properly.. your sim wil be deactivated.. To avoid this immediatly send a cute sms to the cute sender!


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«Reply #1105 on: December 10, 2005, 09:33:10 AM »

Aaj

Raat

Theek

12:59:59

Baje

Ke

Baad

Aap ke ghar me

1 bajega!!..


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«Reply #1106 on: December 10, 2005, 09:34:30 AM »

Guzri hui zindagi ko kabhi yaad na kar,
taqdeer me jo likha hai uski fariyaad na kar,
jo hoga wo hokar rahega,
tu fikr me apni umar yun barbaad na kar.


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«Reply #1107 on: December 10, 2005, 09:36:24 AM »

If Ganguly starts producing movies,then the films would be titled-

Kabhi ek Kabhi duck.

opponent team wale wicket le jayenge.

Main captaincy ka diwana hoon.

Hum wicket de chuke sanam.

kal team mein ho na ho.

ab tak chappan(ducks)

Kyon...out ho gaya na?

Captaincy ke liye kuch bhi karega


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«Reply #1108 on: December 10, 2005, 09:37:32 AM »

Winter comes again & again

summer comes again & again

but person like u never comes again & again coz

GOD never makes mistake again & again!!


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«Reply #1109 on: December 10, 2005, 09:39:34 AM »

Na chupana koi bat DIL me ho agar,
Rakhna thoda bharosa aap humpar,
Hum nibhaege tumse rishta is kadar,
ki bhulane par bhi na bhula paoge hume zindgi bhar...