my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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«Reply #1035 on: December 04, 2005, 06:06:45 PM »

Reasons for AMitabh's stoMach ache:

1.Excessive intake of chyavanprash
2.Pepsi zyada ho gaya
3.HajMola kaM pad gaya
4.Is uMar Mein teeka nahi lagwaya hoga...*


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«Reply #1036 on: December 04, 2005, 06:09:45 PM »

Yaaro ye duniya hai bedard ki,
yaha har raaz chhupana padta hai,
dil me hai lakkho gam,
fir bhi mahefil me muskurana padta hai.


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«Reply #1037 on: December 04, 2005, 06:11:46 PM »

Coleg me
Skool ki
Yad Aayi

Jawani me
Bachpan ki
Yad Aayi

kanto ko chhua
to Phool ki
Yad Aayi

Bandar ko
Karib se
Dekha to

TERI yaad aayi..
kaisa hai re tu..!


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«Reply #1038 on: December 04, 2005, 06:12:45 PM »

For :Airtel sachin

for :Hutch Dravid

for :Tata Ganguly

for :Reliance shewag

Dont worry friend

for Coinbox I've recommended you..


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«Reply #1039 on: December 04, 2005, 06:15:41 PM »

A man was sitting with his wife in a bar. When he left for toilet, another lady came 2 his wife & said "PAISE PEHLE LE LENA,YE AADMI BAAD ME LAFDA KARTA HAI"


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«Reply #1040 on: December 04, 2005, 06:18:17 PM »

Dravid's wife: My husbnd plays long time, but not making powerful shots.
Sehwag's wife: My husbnd makes powerful shots but cant play long time.Ganguly's wife: You both are lucky. Mine's not even lifting the bat.


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«Reply #1041 on: December 04, 2005, 06:20:25 PM »

Two Sardar watching cricket when sachin hit a boundary 1st Said:-Dekho goal huva! 2nd Said:- Oye lallu!Goal isme nahi,cricket me hota hai...


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«Reply #1042 on: December 04, 2005, 06:23:02 PM »

12 Ways To Get To A Girls Heart:
1. Hug her from behind.
2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING!
6. Write little notes.
7. Compliment her.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9. Say I love you.....and MEAN IT!
10. Brush the hair out of her eyes.
11. Comfort her when she cries.
12. Love her with all your heart.


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«Reply #1043 on: December 04, 2005, 06:25:18 PM »

Khoobiyan itni to nahin hum mein,
ki kisi ke dil mein ghar bana jayenge.
par bhoolna bhi asaan na hoga,
aisa zaroor kuch kar jayenge.


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«Reply #1044 on: December 04, 2005, 06:27:04 PM »

If

LARA DUTTA

marries

BRiAN LARA

she becomes

LARA LARA.

bolo tararara.


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«Reply #1045 on: December 04, 2005, 07:26:12 PM »

Sardar seeing some thing on road, stops, thinks what it may b, puts all his ideas , then tastes it n says 2 himself THANK GOD I DIDNT STEP ON IT. ITS COW DUNG!!


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«Reply #1046 on: December 04, 2005, 07:27:09 PM »

Ek murgi aur uske teen bacche road cross kar rahe the, Road cross karne k baad murgi k ek bacche ne kaha "Akhir hum panchon ne road cross karliya!"...
Panch kaise?

socho socho.....

kaise hua???

aur zara socho.........

Are baccha hai... kuch bhi bol sakta hai..


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«Reply #1047 on: December 05, 2005, 02:57:52 AM »

Can't stop laughing... Gr8 Shareef...


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«Reply #1048 on: December 05, 2005, 06:41:59 AM »

Vacancy:

Post-true frnd

Eligibility-loving and caring .

Duty-to stay always.

Experience-not req.

Salary-never ending love

Joining-immediately.

r u interested?ans me.


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«Reply #1049 on: December 05, 2005, 06:42:17 AM »

Who's GREATER
a MOTHER or
a TEACHER?

Ans:A TEACHER!

Bcoz,
a MOTHER
struggles to put..

one child
to SLEEP!

But,
a TEACHER
puts..
The
whole class
to SLEEP!