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arsenmen

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«Reply #975 on: November 22, 2005, 11:35:00 AM »

Husband: Bhagwan ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hein ,chawal se pathar nahi nikal sakti??
WIFE: Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai , 2-4 pathar nahi chaba sakte !!!:-)


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arsenmen

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«Reply #976 on: November 22, 2005, 11:39:28 AM »

Ram ne sita se shaadi ki,
Ravan ne sita ko kidnap kiya,
Hanuman ne sita ko bachaya,
Ab batavo VAASTAV mein hero kaun,?
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SANJAY DUTT


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arsenmen

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«Reply #977 on: November 22, 2005, 11:58:35 AM »

,.__,..
'-/. . '-'___,,
'e_,' .; ( )
c'./c'./-c./

Roses R Red,

Sky is blue

My DOG is PREGNANT,wad da HELL did u do..?


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arsenmen

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«Reply #978 on: November 22, 2005, 12:14:22 PM »

Collecter banna hai tho IAS padh lo.
Docter banna hai tho MBBS PADH lo,
Wakil banna hai tho LAW padh lo,

BAKRA banna hai tho ye sms padh lo.. !


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arsenmen

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«Reply #979 on: November 22, 2005, 12:16:23 PM »

Koi kuch bhi na kahe to pata kya hai
is bechain khamoshi ki wajah kya hai,
Unhe ja ke koi kahe hum le lenge zeher bhi,
Woh sirf ye to bata de meri khata kya hai.


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bybh

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«Reply #980 on: November 22, 2005, 05:30:59 PM »

Keep dem comin....


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #981 on: November 22, 2005, 06:46:56 PM »

Quote from: "arsenmen"

Quote from: "salma4u"

Quote from: "arsenmen"

Phoolo me hasin gulab hai. Padne ke liye zaruri kitaab hai.Is duniya me har sawal ka jawab hai. Agar koi tumse mere bare me puche to kehna wo"LAJAWAAB"
hai.

:? ye sms to mein post karne ko soochaa na.........aapne kyun post kiya :p...ye sms mujpe zayda suit hota tha lol he he

haan sahi bole aap...aap pe suit hota hai ...pan aap aajkal yondia me deedar karne ko taras rahe the.....so mein kar daala...posting

aachaaaaa..hum pe suit hota hai..wah lol tanku tanku...

haan wo kya hai aaj kal fursat nahin hai...

lekin aapko pata hai mere net connection jo dusra wala nikal gaya

wo abbu ne dubara laga diya lekin...iss time Broadband lagaya hai

wah lol....!!! he he


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #982 on: November 22, 2005, 06:50:07 PM »

thanks amit...!!!

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I think U r very careless!!!U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face....


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thelostworld

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«Reply #983 on: November 22, 2005, 07:50:15 PM »

hey billi
kya hal chal hain..


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arsenmen

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«Reply #984 on: November 22, 2005, 10:27:40 PM »

waise salma bb mein online rehti ho kya ......


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«Reply #985 on: November 22, 2005, 10:36:03 PM »

How to distinguish betn Murga & Murgi? Sardar replied. . . .simple . . Patthar maro. . .'bhaga' to Murga. .'bhagi' to Murgi...


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«Reply #986 on: November 22, 2005, 10:40:52 PM »

This message is for those who are fed up with forward messages

"gninrom dooG"

Yup this is a backward message:-)


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arsenmen

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«Reply #987 on: November 22, 2005, 10:48:48 PM »

School
Vs...
College
Sch : 1colored drz 4 100s of days
Coll : 100 colored drez 4 1 day
Sch : 2 notes 4 1 subject (cw & hw)
Coll : 1 note 4 all subjects (5sub.nt)
Sch :a white pip in tchr's hand (chalk) Coll : a white pip in stud's hand (cigar)
Sch : Most freq letter - Leave letr
Coll : Most freq
letter - Love letr
Sch : GF means a Girl being a Frnd
Coll : GF means a Girl bein a Fiancee
Sch : F'ship is an Entertainment
Coll : F'ship is a support


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«Reply #988 on: November 22, 2005, 10:57:38 PM »

I told GOD to shower some smiles on you. He replied have u ever seen a Retailer supplying to Wholesaler !


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«Reply #989 on: November 22, 2005, 11:05:31 PM »

Amir se nahin. Garib se pucho ki doulat kiya cheez hoti hain.
Jisne dil diya hain usko nahi. Jiska dil toota hain usko pucho mohabbat kiya cheez hoti hain.


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