my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM
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arsenmen
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«Reply #930 on: November 14, 2005, 07:09:28 PM »
Your word is ANTIBIOTIC, Ur smile is ANALGESIC, Ur touch is ANTIINFLAMATORY, Ur presence is ANTISEPTIC, Ur sms is ANTIPYRETIC..... That's why i never fall ill
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arsenmen
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«Reply #931 on: November 14, 2005, 07:17:27 PM »
A tailor ran away wit peoples clothes.some complained abt their pants shirts suit but SARDARJI said MERA TO MEASUREMENT LEKE BHAAG GAYA
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arsenmen
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«Reply #932 on: November 14, 2005, 07:17:56 PM »
(',')
<I"I> UTHO
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<(v)> Kitna
  /"/  chillau!!!
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 MESSAGE NAHi karNe Hai kya? Chalo jaldi uto aur sms karo. Good morning.....
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arsenmen
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«Reply #933 on: November 14, 2005, 07:34:43 PM »
Film aya,ilm gaya,cinema aya,madrasa gaya,fashion aya,haya gayi,video aya,hidayat gayi,gana aya,tilavat gayi,rivaj aya,sunnat gayi,daulat ayi,mohabbat gayi !
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bybh
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«Reply #934 on: November 15, 2005, 10:25:34 AM »
Gud work bhai...
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #935 on: November 18, 2005, 11:42:20 AM »
Quote from: "arsenmen"
Why do women spend so much time on improving their LOOKS n not their MINDS ?? Bcoz they know that men are STUPID, but not BLIND...!!!



 Shocked  Shocked  Usual Smile  glasses2  :lol:  :lol: :p
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #936 on: November 18, 2005, 11:47:25 AM »
There is a big difference between friendship and a rose...
Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #937 on: November 18, 2005, 11:53:25 AM »
No matter how sad, no matter how sick, i feel better just thinking of you....
but im happier each time i send you a message coz i know...


i'll be DISTURBING YOU
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aashu
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«Reply #938 on: November 19, 2005, 07:51:58 AM »
Bejaan phool ko khushboo dena koi aap se sikhe,
Rote hue ko hasaana koi aap se sikhe,
Dost banaana to har koi jaanta hai,
Dosti nibhaana koi aap se sikhe......


College ki girls ne strike ki,
Boys ne bhi unkaa saath diya,
Girls ne loud voice main kaha"hamari maaange....."
Boys ne piche se bola"sindur se hum bharenge......"


I was on a ship thinking of u,
When i looked down,
I dropped a tear in the ocean.
Then i promised myself that,
Until someone finds it,
I wont forget u dear frnd..."


Arz kiya hai,
Samandar main water,water main fish,
Samandar main water,water main fish,
Aap ko salaam,aapke frnd ko kiss.... Usual Smile
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Kittu
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«Reply #939 on: November 19, 2005, 01:09:12 PM »

Make new friends but keep the old,
Those are silver,
These are GOLD.
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bybh
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«Reply #940 on: November 20, 2005, 03:32:28 AM »
Lolz Salma... Kya aap ko pata hai ye Shareef bhai kahan gayab ho gaye, kitne ke din se kuch post hi nahi kiya...
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aashu
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«Reply #941 on: November 20, 2005, 08:47:47 AM »
"PAPAD" aur "JHAPAD" mai kya faraq hai?
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Zyada mat soch
Khake dekh........ :wink:
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Mast_Malang_Munda
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«Reply #942 on: November 20, 2005, 12:19:25 PM »
superb yaar dhammal karr diya tumne
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dashing_agarwal
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«Reply #943 on: November 21, 2005, 02:08:42 PM »
A true friend understands when u say' i 4get '
Wait 4ever when u say just a minute,
Stays with u when u say leave me alone &
Spens his heart even b4 u knock

ABHISHEK
+919849945463
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dashing_agarwal
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«Reply #944 on: November 21, 2005, 02:13:38 PM »
*0*
  *.  .*
  ( ._.) Friendship
  *==*

needs no

promises,

no demands and

no expectations

just two fools like you and me.

ABHISHEK
+919849945463 / +919831987808
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