my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #915 on: November 12, 2005, 08:59:26 AM »

Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #916 on: November 12, 2005, 09:00:49 AM »

Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser:Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #917 on: November 12, 2005, 09:08:08 AM »

Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.

Student:A holiday


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bybh

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«Reply #918 on: November 13, 2005, 05:17:38 AM »

Aur aane do Shareef.... bade hi mazedaar hai...


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arsenmen

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«Reply #919 on: November 13, 2005, 05:24:15 AM »

1-5 years girls
love MOM
6-14 years girls
love DAD
15-25 years girls
love "ME "

26-50 years girls
love HUSBAND
51-100 years girls love you...


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arsenmen

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«Reply #920 on: November 13, 2005, 05:26:52 AM »

I was writing
3 good lines
about u &
i wrote :
1. )_______
2. )_______
3. )_______

life mein kuch tho accha kia hota...jo likne ko hai


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arsenmen

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«Reply #921 on: November 13, 2005, 05:29:26 AM »

Put ur hand on a hot stove for a minute,it seems like an hour.Sit wit a pretty gal for an hour,& it seems lik a min. Thats relativity!


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arsenmen

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«Reply #922 on: November 13, 2005, 05:33:20 AM »

7 answers given by a girl when you propose her......
1)No
2)Chi. How bad thoughts you have
3)you are joking.. I wont belive you..
4)I have always looked at you like a good friend.
5)I already have a boyfriend
6)I dont believe in love. Concentrate on your studies
7)you dont even know me. This must be infatuation..

7 answers given by a boy when he is proposed.....

1)--7)---> YES..@


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bybh

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«Reply #923 on: November 13, 2005, 06:14:22 AM »

Lolz... nice Shareef...


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arsenmen

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«Reply #924 on: November 14, 2005, 05:56:52 PM »

Har insaan 1 sa nai hota.
Dosti ke naam par har koi sacha nai hota.
Ham khush nasib he dost ke ap hamare pas he
kyuki apke vishvas k bina ye rista mazbut nai hota


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arsenmen

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«Reply #925 on: November 14, 2005, 06:13:36 PM »

. War doesnt determine who's rite. It dtermines who's left.
2. Ur future depends on ur dreams. So, go2 sleep.
3. Alcohol kills slowly. So wat,
who's in hurry?


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arsenmen

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«Reply #926 on: November 14, 2005, 06:19:18 PM »

Plz dont leave me,

Dont stay away from me,

Keep me in ur heart,

Read me every single page,

Because inside the grave,

You will only need me!

QURAN.


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arsenmen

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«Reply #927 on: November 14, 2005, 06:22:00 PM »

Aaj khuda se mulaqat hui

thodi hi sahi lekin baat hui

Maine pucha k kyu tu dard-e-dil deta hai

wo bola agar aisa na karu to kaun kambakht naam mera leta
hai.