my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM
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«Reply #870 on: November 03, 2005, 07:24:50 AM »
Santa-What a strange pair of socks ur wearing,1 is green and the other blue with red spots! Banta-Yes its really strange. Ive got another pair just like this.
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«Reply #871 on: November 03, 2005, 07:25:20 AM »
New punishment 4 mobile owners.  

Misscall Ke Liye jail. Sms ke Liye Faansi. Call Ke Liye Umarqaid ..  

Tu mat Darr;
KANJUSO Ko To "EK LAKH" ka Inaam hai..
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«Reply #872 on: November 03, 2005, 07:26:38 AM »
Fastest growing religion:
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IslaM is the fastest growing religion in the world...*
In 1990, 935 Million of the world's population were Muslims;
however, the estiMate for January 2004 is 1.2 billion,
or 23% of the world's population...*

Although the religion originated in Arabia,
in 2002 around 80% of all believers lived outside the Arab world...*
(GUINNES WORLD RECORDS 2005  page-97 )...*
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«Reply #873 on: November 03, 2005, 07:28:02 AM »
Two sardar talking during diwali,1ST:jab phatake phut te hai to pehle light dhekai deti hai phir awaz,aisa kyo.2ND:kyo ki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche.!
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«Reply #874 on: November 03, 2005, 07:29:12 AM »
Did  know tat tears can sometimes b more special dan smiles?? 4smiles can b given 2anyone but tears r only shed for people we dont want to lose..
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«Reply #875 on: November 03, 2005, 07:29:46 AM »
An unbelievably false poeM:
One fine Morning in  Middle of the night,2 dead boys woke up 2 fight, back to back they faced each other,
took out their swords & shot each other,1 deaf policeMan heard the noise & killed the 2 dead boys. Believe this lie,its really true.Ask the blind beggar,he saw it too...*
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«Reply #876 on: November 03, 2005, 07:30:36 AM »
Mat kar mere dost apne gf se muhabbat,woh aankhon se vaar karti hai.
Maine uski aankhon mein dekha hai,woh mujhe hi pyaar karti Hai
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«Reply #877 on: November 03, 2005, 07:30:59 AM »
Wat will i do if god give me 24 hrs before death? I will be with u 23 hrs.now u r thinking wat abt the last hr..?



i wil find a person 2 care 4 u. (...)
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«Reply #878 on: November 03, 2005, 10:26:37 AM »
Sabhi acche hai Shareef...
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«Reply #879 on: November 07, 2005, 10:56:24 AM »
Quote from: "salma4u"
Thanks smart boy

shareeff tum kab se shayari karna chalu kar diya  Shocked  he he koi baath nahin aache hain chalta hai ..try to maara kool haan  glasses2
         


Salma its 4U
May angels protect U
May sadness fqrget U
May goodness surround U &
May God always bless U.
HAPPY EID glasses2
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arsenmen
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«Reply #880 on: November 09, 2005, 05:48:45 PM »
Dosto ki kamee ko pehchante hai hum. .

Duniya ke ghamon ko bhi jante hain hum. .

Aap jaise dosto ke hi sahare. .

Aaj bhi has kar jeena jante hai HUM.
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«Reply #881 on: November 09, 2005, 05:55:44 PM »
Cal me its very urgent..















 


































































Hamesha urgent.. Kabi pura SMS pad liya karo yaar..
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«Reply #882 on: November 09, 2005, 05:59:10 PM »
Drinks karo to aankhen laal

Mehendi lagao to haath laal
Kiss lo to lips laal



Chodo to Lund laal
Pakde gaye to Gaand laal,

Bach gaye to jiyo Mere lal...*
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«Reply #883 on: November 09, 2005, 06:01:05 PM »
Jalan hui thi mujhe mere janam par..
Roya tha main aur hass rahi thi yeh duniya..
Badla lunga ek din maut k samay..
Hasta hua jaunga aur royegi duniya.
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«Reply #884 on: November 09, 2005, 06:12:14 PM »
Good things come to those who wait. Better things come to those who try..Best things come to those who work for it.
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