my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM
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bybh
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«Reply #810 on: October 28, 2005, 05:01:30 AM »
Quote from: "aashu"
Tum bahut mazaaqi ho shareef.......
Tumhara avatar hi kehte rehtaa"mujhse pangaa naa lenaa........."
yaa ye to sahi hai iam new.......
n e way tum post karte raho....abhi to ramzan hai...kaafi bizi ho jaaruin...take care......


Hey, kisi ne kaha tha ki ye chatting forum nahi hai... :x Isn't it...?
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arsenmen
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«Reply #811 on: October 28, 2005, 04:50:54 PM »
Quote from: "bybh"
Quote from: "aashu"
Tum bahut mazaaqi ho shareef.......
Tumhara avatar hi kehte rehtaa"mujhse pangaa naa lenaa........."
yaa ye to sahi hai iam new.......
n e way tum post karte raho....abhi to ramzan hai...kaafi bizi ho jaaruin...take care......


Hey, kisi ne kaha tha ki ye chatting forum nahi hai... :x Isn't it...?


haan re mein b kuch kuch aise suna tha... pehle samaj rahatha k mera kaan baj raha hai :wink:
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arsenmen
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«Reply #812 on: October 28, 2005, 06:11:15 PM »
O mere jane jigar,O mere pyare dear,ye bata tu hai kidhar,mujhko teri hai fikar,kyunki..... Abhi mili hai ek khabar,ek bomb phata hai tere udhar,usme mar gaya hai ek bandar.Mujhe lag raha hai bahut darr.Ek call kar mujhe de khabar wo tu hai ya koi OTHER....
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arsenmen
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«Reply #813 on: October 28, 2005, 06:18:27 PM »
Dont open this for 64   days














just as i thought u cannot wait!!!
Ok go ahead...

WISH U A HAPY NEW Y'R 2006!!!
Remember i greeted you first...
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arsenmen
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«Reply #814 on: October 28, 2005, 06:19:18 PM »
How do u make a baby grow up 2 be absolutely charming, smart, cute, attractive, truthful & an extremely inteligent kid?




Ask my mom!!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #815 on: October 28, 2005, 06:22:51 PM »
Judai apki rulati rahegi"" yaad apki aati rahegi"" palpal jaan jati rahegi"" jab tak jism mein hai jaan"" har saans dosti nibhati rahegi""..
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arsenmen
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«Reply #816 on: October 28, 2005, 06:24:22 PM »
A man to sardar: oh sardarji meri beti ab JAWAN ho gayi hai... Sardar replies: oye to border pe bhej de..!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #817 on: October 28, 2005, 06:25:17 PM »
Ye waqt lamhe gujar jayenge
zindagi m kuch kokar kuch payenge
aaj hum karib hai kal dur ho jayenge par a vada raha roz tume yaad karenge...
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arsenmen
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«Reply #818 on: October 28, 2005, 06:26:20 PM »
85 year old man went for sperm count. Doctor gave bottle to collect sperm. Next day man came with empty bottle & told that he tried with left hand then with right hand.Then his wife tried with left hand,right hand,with both hands,with mouth.Then neighbours tried same way.But could not open 'the BOTTLE'
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arsenmen
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«Reply #819 on: October 28, 2005, 06:27:16 PM »
Hawaon k chalne se patte sarsrate hain,
khamosh sannate b kuch keh jate hain,
hum dosti karte nahi har kisi se,
jis se b karte hain dil se nibhte hai.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #820 on: October 28, 2005, 06:28:07 PM »
tumhari aankho ke chand aansu
hamari aankho mai pal rahe hain,
na jane kaise ye musafir hain
na ruk rahe hain na chal rahe hain.
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SMART BOY
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«Reply #821 on: October 29, 2005, 03:35:05 AM »
*LUV is a gift. if u receive it,appreciate it.If not,dont worry sum1 is still wraping it 4 u
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SMART BOY
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«Reply #822 on: October 29, 2005, 04:02:47 AM »
A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.
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aashu
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«Reply #823 on: October 29, 2005, 10:12:21 AM »
bybh wrote:

Hey, kisi ne kaha tha ki ye chatting forum nahi hai...  Isn't it...?

arsenmen wrote:

haan re mein b kuch kuch aise suna tha... pehle samaj rahatha k mera kaan baj raha hai

Did n e one sed ke iam new in dis chatroom.......post karte raho.....etc etc......aur haan tumhaare kaan nahi bajrain the........arsenmen sad5
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arsenmen
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«Reply #824 on: October 29, 2005, 05:25:02 PM »
Quote from: "aashu"
bybh wrote:

Hey, kisi ne kaha tha ki ye chatting forum nahi hai...  Isn't it...?

arsenmen wrote:

haan re mein b kuch kuch aise suna tha... pehle samaj rahatha k mera kaan baj raha hai

Did n e one sed ke iam new in dis chatroom.......post karte raho.....etc etc......aur haan tumhaare kaan nahi bajrain the........arsenmen sad5



aisa kya................. humare gali mein aapka swagath hai  aashuji boleto welcome hai ji
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