my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 10, 2005, 02:02:37 AM

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«Reply #765 on: October 26, 2005, 06:33:59 AM »

sardar dying of cancer. His son asked Dad why u keep telling people ur dying of AIDS...?
answer= so when I'm dying no one will dare 2 touch ur mom:-!


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«Reply #766 on: October 26, 2005, 06:35:11 AM »

Dil chahta hai tumse mulakat roz ho,
zindgi ke lamho mein tera sath roz ho,
Ho tumse kuch batein itne karib se,
jo umar bhar na bhule,
wo baat roz ho...


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«Reply #767 on: October 26, 2005, 06:44:26 AM »

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Sardar 2 sir- I am going ka kya matlab hai?
Sir : Main ja raha hun
Sardar : Sir, jate jate matlab to bata dijiye na...


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«Reply #768 on: October 26, 2005, 06:49:05 AM »

Tufani
Raat
Thi
Taare
Chamak
Rahe
The
Kute
Bhonk
Rahe
The
Hava
Chal
Rahi
Thi
Sardar
Akela
Sunsaan sadak
Par
Chala
Ja
Raha
Tha
Tabi
Sardar
ko
ek
Haweli
Dikhayi
Di
Haweli
Ka
Darvaja
Khula
Ek
Aurat
Safed
Sari
Pehne
Hue
Hath
Mein
Mombatti
Liye
Gana
Gate
Hue
Chali
Ja
Rahi
Thi
Sardar
Bi
Uske
Piche
Chala
Gaya
Woh
Sardar ke
Aage Aage
Sardar
Uske
Piche Piche
Tabhi
Achanak
Sardar
ne Uski
Sari
Pakdi
Aur
Pucha

YE NAYA RANG KAUN SA HAI.


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«Reply #769 on: October 26, 2005, 06:50:26 AM »

What does sardar do after taking xerox?

he will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes. happy9


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«Reply #770 on: October 26, 2005, 06:53:17 AM »

Once God got confused y some people r very happier than others.
Wen he came n askd them abt that, they said bcoz v all R friends of SHAREEF. So dnt miss d chance.


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«Reply #771 on: October 26, 2005, 06:54:38 AM »

Mujhe Sms pe sms kare
aur aap jit sakte h

10 Lak ki car ka photo
29" inch colour tv ka box
Malaysia jane wale plane ko bye-bye karne ka moka..

do fast...


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«Reply #772 on: October 26, 2005, 07:05:58 AM »

Apki ada,
apki smile,
apka chehra,
apka chalna,
apka bolna,
apka sharmana,
apki ankhen,
apka andaz.....
uff koi ek cheez to dhang ki hoti.


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«Reply #773 on: October 26, 2005, 07:07:51 AM »

A Maamu Apun Tere Saath SMS Ka Dhanda Band Karne Ka Hai!
Bole To Tune Aaj Apun Ka Waat Laga Diya.
Agar Compromise Karne Ka Hai To Ek Zhakaas Sa Msg Bhej Daal


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«Reply #774 on: October 26, 2005, 07:12:28 AM »

TEST YOUR MATHS! U can read only 1 time ,ok? 2+7

+9

-5

+4

+8

-2

+5

-4

+12

-8

+2

THE QUESTION:
How many times U press the button?


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«Reply #775 on: October 26, 2005, 07:14:15 AM »

Kash SMS ki tarah hum apni "FEELINGS"bhi bhej sakte..
To aapke sare'GUM' hum"RECIEVE" Karte aur hamari sari'KHUSHIYAN' aapko "SEND" KARTE.,


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«Reply #776 on: October 26, 2005, 07:15:56 AM »

Find arms which 'll hold u at ur weakest.
Eyes which 'll c u at ur ugliest.
Heart dat 'll love u at ur worst.
If u've found all these.. U've found a TRUE love !!