my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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bybh

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«Reply #735 on: October 23, 2005, 12:30:23 PM »

Bahut acche shareef bhai.....


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aashu

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«Reply #736 on: October 23, 2005, 05:03:28 PM »

Hey dont mind salma,bybh,but y do u all guys call arsenmen SHAREEF..Iam new naa tat is y iam askin...........


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arsenmen

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«Reply #737 on: October 23, 2005, 06:16:40 PM »

Quote from: "aashu"

Hey dont mind salma,bybh,but y do you all guys call arsenmen SHAREEF..Iam new naa tat is y iam askin...........

kyunke aashu yeh mera naam hai..isliye beedu....waise tu kis keth ki mooli hai boleto kaha ka rehne wala hai...


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arsenmen

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«Reply #738 on: October 23, 2005, 06:18:40 PM »

SARDAR:in my dreams, rats play football evry nite.
Dr:then take dis medcine frm tonite Sar:can i start frm tomrow b'coz tonight is finals....


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arsenmen

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«Reply #739 on: October 23, 2005, 06:28:42 PM »

No Message.Sorry!

Don't waste time No message

Oh No!
Still waiting?

I said:
NO MESSAGE

Ouff!
O.K..O.K GOOD NIGHT


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arsenmen

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«Reply #740 on: October 23, 2005, 06:31:50 PM »

Nayan me basiya ho to
thodo yaad karjo,
koi kam padio to manne yaad karjo,
manne to aadat hai
sms karan ki,
jo padan me taklif
hove to maf karjo..


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arsenmen

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«Reply #741 on: October 23, 2005, 06:32:28 PM »

mene nya nokia camera liyahe

aapka 1 fotu pls

don"t move

steady.

smile..

ready.

click

ohh

BHOOT ka kabhi
fotu aata hai kyaa


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arsenmen

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«Reply #742 on: October 23, 2005, 06:34:05 PM »

Doctors prescription 4 u

A cute little smile 4 breakfast

More laughs 4 lunch

And lots of happiness 4 dinner

Doctor's fee?

An sms whenever u r free


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arsenmen

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«Reply #743 on: October 23, 2005, 06:35:06 PM »

Jo humse pyaarse milte hain,
Hum unse dil se milte hai,
Verna hum to woh shakhs hain,
Jo khwabon mein bhi badi mushkil se milte hai..


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arsenmen

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«Reply #744 on: October 23, 2005, 06:36:01 PM »

I cme 2 ur place ystrday.

I Waited despertly at ur gates.J

ust wntd 2 c u,

b wth u

& shake hands with u.

Bt d damn ZOOKEEPER tld tht it ws a holidy.


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arsenmen

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«Reply #745 on: October 23, 2005, 06:37:37 PM »

Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...?

circuit:simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka...


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arsenmen

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«Reply #746 on: October 23, 2005, 06:38:32 PM »

Love is never measured by the number of times your love made you cry..
but by the number of times ur love made you smile after you had cried..


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arsenmen

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«Reply #747 on: October 23, 2005, 06:40:28 PM »

, - .(. - .
". ."
" . . . "

AN APPLE A DAY

KEEPS THE
DOCTOR AWAY!

BUT IF

THE NURSE IS
C U T E

Forget the fruit...


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arsenmen

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«Reply #748 on: October 24, 2005, 01:29:16 AM »

Hum to sirf apki bat kiya karte hai,
har dhadkan pe apka nam liya karte hai,
aap to hume apno se bhi pyare hai,
tabhi to vaqt bewaqt apko SMS kiya karte hai...