my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM
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«Reply #705 on: October 18, 2005, 01:37:29 AM »
What is the Limit of Telling a
Lie........  
?
?
?
?
A  NEGRO  TAKING  BATH  AND
SINGING  the  SONG-
" PANI    MEIN   JALE
  MERA   GORA   BADAN " !.!.!.!.!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #706 on: October 18, 2005, 01:38:59 AM »
Jab koi khayal dilse takarata hai,
dil na chahkar b khamosh reh jata hai.
Koi sab kuch kehakar pyar jatata hai
koi kuch na kehakar b pyar nibhata hai...
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arsenmen
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«Reply #707 on: October 18, 2005, 01:43:04 AM »
Aashik ne khuda se kaha - "khuda aap kabhi ishq mat karna, bemaut marejaoge"-hum to marke aapke paas aayenge par aap kahan jaaoge.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #708 on: October 18, 2005, 02:01:19 AM »
Aaj mere pass mobile hai,
charger hai,
uska bill hai,
battery hai,
bahut phone no. hai..

tumhare pass kya hai ???kya koi message hai....
Toh bhejna yaar.
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arsenmen
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«Reply #709 on: October 18, 2005, 02:03:35 AM »
Nibhani sikhi hai Dosti saas lene se pehle,
Na ho yakin to imtiha koi le le,
Hum saath honge tere har mushkil kadampar,
Ye jaan niklegi tere aasu nikalne se pehle.
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #710 on: October 18, 2005, 09:21:00 AM »
Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its own style.Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules....
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arsenmen
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«Reply #711 on: October 19, 2005, 01:24:38 AM »
Ek ladki thi diwani si, mobile le ke ghumti thi.
Nazre jhuka k,
SharmaK
apne mobile me kuch karti thi.
jab B milti thi mujse pucha karti thi.
ye ON kaisehota hai?
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arsenmen
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«Reply #712 on: October 19, 2005, 01:26:36 AM »
Bin apke raste humko daraenge.
Manzil ko pane k liye,
hum Apka sath chaenge.
Khubsurat yeh zamana yaad ayega.
Chahke bi hum apko Na bhul payenge
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arsenmen
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«Reply #713 on: October 19, 2005, 01:28:28 AM »
After returning back from a foreign trip sardarji asked his wife: Do i look like a foreigner? Wife:no y asked?Sardarji:at london a lady asked me r u foreigner?
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arsenmen
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«Reply #714 on: October 19, 2005, 01:31:05 AM »
NAMAZ chodne k nuqsan
FAJR:chehre se noor gayab
ZOHR:rozi ki barkat gayab
ASAR:jism ki taqat gayab
MAGRIB:aulad se faaida na hona
ISHA:neend se rahat gayhat gayab
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arsenmen
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«Reply #715 on: October 19, 2005, 01:48:04 AM »
AGAR manjil ko pana hai to hausala saath rakhna,Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbaar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana hai,

To
  To
 brush aur paste saath rakhna.
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Delicate_Doll
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«Reply #716 on: October 19, 2005, 09:38:56 AM »
If I have given a chance to change one thing in this world,Ill change the order of alphabets and place U and I together...
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arsenmen
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«Reply #717 on: October 21, 2005, 12:58:21 AM »
u  r






1
of






those
i






love
2






sms
b-coz






it"s
fun






2
c






ur
eyes






going
up






down
up






down
Like a ULLU
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arsenmen
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«Reply #718 on: October 21, 2005, 01:03:35 AM »
U know what is ISHQ?
I'll tell u. It is PEPSI.


P=pyar


E=ehsaas


P=paagalpan


S=sabar


I=imtihaan...


Ab ISHQ sirf 10 rupey mein.oye babblii !!
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arsenmen
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«Reply #719 on: October 21, 2005, 01:06:37 AM »
A PRAYER can go where i cannot go.Through prayer,i can be with those i care without being there.i may b miles away but my PRAYERS r ALWAYS with u.
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