my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #720 on: October 21, 2005, 01:08:08 AM »

Allah se milegi line to tabiat hogi FINE
dil ko milega chain phir zindagi hogi SHINE
is pay ayegi islam ki DESIGN aur ye hai aaj ki HEADLINE.
Agar amal se hatoge SLIGHT tou qabr hogi TIGHT phir farishte karenge FIGHT aur jahanum me jaloge DAY and NIGHT.
Ye duniya hai ek INSTITUTION humne liya hai isme ADMISSION


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arsenmen

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«Reply #721 on: October 21, 2005, 01:09:06 AM »

If I had the letter "HRT",I can add "EA" 2 get heart or a "U" & get " HURT".But Id rather choose "U" & get "HURT" than 2 have a " HEART" without " U .


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«Reply #722 on: October 21, 2005, 01:14:51 AM »

Rishtey to yuhi banjate he yaha rishtey jodne wale bahut he,
firbhi har kadam sochkar rakhna yaha rahe modne wale bahut he,
bahut sangin hota he ye dilka mamla yaro,
dil lagao to pehle soch lena,yaha dil todne wale bahut he.


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«Reply #723 on: October 21, 2005, 01:20:13 AM »

Quran hamara constitution ispar chalna apna profession jodo isse apna connection isi mein hai real sensation na lena tum koi tension karte hai wo sab sanction iska Allah ke hathon function doore karo apna confusion shaytaan hamara khula dushman jo lega iska injection hoga imaan mein fluctuation qaber mein hoga dissection aur jahannum mein iska retension


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bybh

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«Reply #724 on: October 21, 2005, 04:15:38 AM »

Nice ones shareef...


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #725 on: October 21, 2005, 09:24:23 AM »

shareefffffffffffff mein kya post karon wo software bakwas hai mera mob nahin aur aap he post kar rahe hain hmmm Huh?

mere mob ko ilzam mat dena

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Dont think how many moments in your life,
just think how much life is there in a moment.


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«Reply #726 on: October 21, 2005, 01:38:47 PM »

Quote from: "salma4u"

shareefffffffffffff mein kya post karon wo software bakwas hai mera mob nahin aur aap he post kar rahe hain hmmm Huh?

mere mob ko ilzam mat dena

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Dont think how many moments in your life,
just think how much life is there in a moment.

ab naam mohabbath ka ilzam tho aaya hai
tumne hi kushi deti hai tumne hi rulaya hai :lol: :lol:

set tho teek hai aapka
aap na infrared ko goli maariye aur ek ca-42 cable le lijiye


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #727 on: October 22, 2005, 08:28:35 AM »

hmmm dekhte hain....filhal no idea abt that....!!! nxt month sochnege uss ke baare me... ..


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arsenmen

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«Reply #728 on: October 23, 2005, 02:13:56 AM »

YAADON ME HUM RAHE YE EHSAAS RAKHNA,
NAZRON SE DUR SAHI DIL KE PAAS RAKHNA,
HUM YE NAHI KEHTE KE SAATH RAHO,
DOOR SAHI PAR DUA ME YAAD RAKHNA...


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«Reply #729 on: October 23, 2005, 02:15:21 AM »

Some One

is Loving You

Caring for You

Watching over U

Protecting U

Guess Who?

A. L. L. A. H


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arsenmen

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«Reply #730 on: October 23, 2005, 02:19:18 AM »

Jo

is

msg

ko

padh

raha

hai

vo

smart...
intelligent
cool...
funky...

nahi

hai

toh

kya hua

jisne

bheja

woh toh hai!


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«Reply #731 on: October 23, 2005, 02:22:53 AM »

"One time talking with a genius" is equal to the "knowledge of reading books for one month"

This is a chinese proverb.

Now i understand why YOU people talk 2 ME.


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«Reply #732 on: October 23, 2005, 02:31:17 AM »

Apke liye hamare dil me kuch jaga khas hai.
Har pal apke paigam k aane ki aas hai.
Bhejte rahiye yunhi sms bus app.
Apke bheje huwe alfazo me bahut mithas hai""