my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #660 on: October 11, 2005, 01:16:23 AM »

Ek Sawal : 14 FEB,VALENTINE'S DAY Ko Hum Aisa Kya Karte Hai Ki Theek 9 mahine Baad 14 NOV Ko Hume CHILDREN'S DAY manana padta Hai ! Do U have any idea?


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«Reply #661 on: October 11, 2005, 01:19:35 AM »

I m virus nd I m entering ur brin right now.

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Sorry Im leving I cn't find bri, nly clay & boldras found ;-)


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«Reply #662 on: October 11, 2005, 01:31:59 AM »

Chand-taare chup gaye, beet gaya andhkaar. Dhoop sunhari dekh kar jaag gaya sansaar.
Din aapka guzre acha karte dua hazar,
Bhej rahe hain aapko,subah ka NAMASKAR


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«Reply #663 on: October 11, 2005, 01:34:10 AM »

A
SARDAR in
front of shop

Started scratching
his body

A man
in shop
observed him

Since
15 min &
askd him Y?

He showed
a board
in d SHOP

"SCRATCH n WIN"


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«Reply #664 on: October 11, 2005, 01:35:55 AM »

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Sir- students aap "GANDHI JAYANTI" ke bareme jantehena
Saradarji-Gandhi ke baremeto jante he, lekin ye 'Jayanti' koun he


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«Reply #665 on: October 11, 2005, 01:37:20 AM »

V never know Y v like some people more than others. Y v luv some people without reason.
Y v feel happy about meeting and spending time with them.
But happiness is all about having such people around...
infact feeling this about everybody around is true happiness. Feel it!..


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khilona

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GHATIYA SOCH

«Reply #666 on: October 11, 2005, 10:24:22 AM »

Quote from: "arsenmen"

What is the full form of 'BRA'

ans:-
BHARAT
RATNA
AWARD ....!!!

Badi ghatiy soch rakhte hai aap
aap kisi bhi tarah ka msg post kare muje koi fark nahi padta par aap kisi dish ke sammanjank award ka u badtamizi se mazak nahi uda sakte

I HOPE AAP YE BAT DHYAN RAKHENGE
KHILONA..........


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Re: GHATIYA SOCH

«Reply #667 on: October 11, 2005, 05:17:45 PM »

Quote from: "khilona"

Quote from: "arsenmen"

What is the full form of 'BRA'

ans:-
BHARAT
RATNA
AWARD ....!!!

Badi ghatiy soch rakhte hai aap
aap kisi bhi tarah ka msg post kare muje koi fark nahi padta par aap kisi dish ke sammanjank award ka you badtamizi se mazak nahi uda sakte

I HOPE AAP YE BAT DHYAN RAKHENGE
KHILONA..........

yes ur right .....sorry 4 that


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«Reply #668 on: October 11, 2005, 05:26:41 PM »

amam umra apni zindagi se dur rahe,
teri kushi ke khatir tujse dur rahe,
ishase bhadkar wafa ki saza kya hogi ,
tere hokar b hum tujse dur rahe:


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«Reply #669 on: October 11, 2005, 05:29:39 PM »

Boy 2 Girl: from the day i m ur boyfriend ,i am not able to eat,drink,smoke '
Girl:r u madly in love with me. Boy: No dear U emptied my pockets....!


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«Reply #670 on: October 11, 2005, 05:36:05 PM »

Apno ne zehar ka jaam de diya....
gairon ne bewafa naam de diya....
jo kehte the humein bhool na jana....
usi ne bhoolne ka paigam de diya....


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«Reply #671 on: October 11, 2005, 05:37:17 PM »

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Likhu to paigam kuch aisa likhu ki
kalam bhi rone pe majboor ho jaaye,
Har lafhza me woh dard bhar don ki
padnewala pyaar karne ko majboor ho jaaye...!


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«Reply #672 on: October 11, 2005, 05:38:19 PM »

Wat is da moral of da movie salam NAMASTE....? Never use australian condoms.....


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«Reply #673 on: October 11, 2005, 05:40:29 PM »

Tanhai mein fariyad to kar sakte hai,
virane ko abad to kar sakte hai,
kya hua app se mil nahi sakte,
lekin apko "DIL" se yaad to kar sakte hai.


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«Reply #674 on: October 11, 2005, 05:47:02 PM »

URDU jaisi nazakat kaha.
ROZEY jaisi ibadat kaha. NAMAZ jaisi kasrat kaha.
HAJ jaisi ziyarat kaha.
Agar IMAN par kayam rahe to
MUSALMAN jaisi TAAQAT kaha.