my sms and jokes

Haal kaisa hai janaab ka?          Haal kaisa hai janaab ka?          Haal kaisa hai janaab ka?            JAISE K DHOBI KA KUTTA GHAR KA NA GHAAT KA

dil se yon pukara na karo,
humko yon ishara na karo.
Dur hain tumse hai yeh majboori humari,
tum tanhaiyon mein yon rulaya na karo..

Good bye is a little word,tat causes so much pain,the friend you hold now,might never meet you again.So never say bye alwyz say meet u again....

If a man has 2 nipples in his hands,
then wht will he hav between his legs?

Don't think dirty

He'll hav a bucket bcoz he is milking a cow.

19 Sardars Went 4 A Film.
On Asking Them
Why They Came
in a Big Group
of 19 ?
They Replied That
'The FILM Was For
ABOVE 18' !

There once lived 4friends,
Mad,Brain,
Somebody,Nobody0ne day, Somebody killed Nobody.That time Brain was in toilet. Mad call the police.  
Mad:Is it police station?
Police:Yes,what is the matter?M:Somebody killed Nobody.
P:Are you mad?
Mad:Yes,IamMad
P:Dont you have  brain?
M:Brain is in the  toilet.

Mind blowing yaar... keep dem coming...

An Australian hooker goes into a tavern, empty, except for a lone Koala bear
sitting at the bar. She walks up and asks if he would like to spend the night
with her. He agrees and they both go back to her place. On the way, she asks
if Koala bears are really as good with their tongues as rumor says. He
replies that they are indeed. They make love all night long, and in the
morning, the Koala thanks her and turns to go. "Just a minute buddy, that'll
be 100 bucks." she says. "Koalas never pay", he explains calmly. "I'm a
prostitute, I make my living this way, you owe me 100 dollars!" she says, but
his reply is the same; "Koalas never pay". Finally, in desperation, she gets
a dictionary from the shelf, looks up "prostitute", and shows him: "See?
prostitute: One who takes payment for sexual favors." The Koala takes the
book flips to the Ks: "koala: Australian marsupial, eats bushes and leaves"