my sms and jokes

by arsenmen on June 09, 2005, 08:32:37 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #885 on: November 09, 2005, 06:13:57 PM »

Jism Ki Tandrusti Namaz May Hai,
Dil Ki Taqat Tilawat-e-Quran May Hai,
Dimag Ki Quwat Zikr-e-Ilahi May Hai,
Rooh ki Rahat Durood Sharif May Hai.


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«Reply #886 on: November 09, 2005, 06:14:15 PM »

Jism Ki Tandrusti Namaz May Hai,
Dil Ki Taqat Tilawat-e-Quran May Hai,
Dimag Ki Quwat Zikr-e-Ilahi May Hai,
Rooh ki Rahat Durood Sharif May Hai.


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«Reply #887 on: November 09, 2005, 06:26:29 PM »

Police= Are you married ? Sardar= Yes, to a woman. Police(angrily) = Of course., Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a Man ? Sardar - "My sister did"


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«Reply #888 on: November 09, 2005, 06:35:17 PM »

Biscuit Maker writes a love letter to his girl friend? Dear Marie, Yesterday was a very Good day. Our meeting was Truly Nice. But the chance of success of our love is 50 -50, because ur father is a TIGER. Will u give ur LITTLE HEART to me ... Otherwise I will become a KRACK JACK. ...


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«Reply #889 on: November 09, 2005, 06:39:56 PM »

Nahi ban jata koi apna yuhi dil lagane se,
karni padti hai dua rubse sacha dost pane me,
rakhna sambhalkar ye yarana apna,
tut na jaye kisi aur ke aa jane se.


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«Reply #890 on: November 09, 2005, 06:44:03 PM »

2 Snakes sitting in a Jungle, female snake tried to kiss the male snake. Suddenly male snake turned & started singing, "Jeher hai k pyaar hai tera Chumma"!!!


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«Reply #891 on: November 09, 2005, 06:46:19 PM »

Kabr ki mitti utha le gaya koi,
usi bahane hume chukar gaya koi,
tanhai aur andhere mein khush the hum,
lekin phir se intezar karne ki wajah de gaya koi..


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sanya310

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«Reply #892 on: November 10, 2005, 10:35:50 AM »

I love you utna, you love me jitna
i love you tabse, you love me jabse
i love you tabtak, you love me jabtak
you love me jaane kab tak..
i love you marte dam tak...


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«Reply #893 on: November 10, 2005, 10:37:14 AM »

i dont knwo if this one is already posted...

Zindagi Behaal hai.
Na sur hai na Taal hai
Sms box bhi kangaal hai.
Kya aapki Sms factory main Hartaal hai.
KUCH SMS TU BHEJHO MERAY MOBILE KI ZINDAGI KA SAWAAL HAI ..


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«Reply #894 on: November 10, 2005, 10:37:51 AM »

Sawayrey twadi yaad i te bhot miss kita,
Dinain yaad i te hor miss kita,
raati twadi yaad i te fer miss kita,
jidon jaan te ban i...
te SMS kita...


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sanya310

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«Reply #895 on: November 10, 2005, 10:40:09 AM »

Har khushi teri taraf mor doun,
Chand sitaray teray liye tor doun,
Her kamyaabi ka darwaza teray liye khol doun,
Itna kaafi hay ya du chaar jhoot aur bol doun?


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #896 on: November 10, 2005, 01:23:54 PM »

lol koi baath nahin sanya Usual Smile

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AAPAKE MIS CALL BHI KYA BAAT HAIN.
AAPAKE SMS BHI DIN RAAT HAIN.
kABHI KABHI EKHADI PHONE BHI KIYA KARO.
sUNA HAIN AAPAKE AWAAZ ME BHI KHAS BAAT HAIN.


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arsenmen

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«Reply #897 on: November 10, 2005, 05:19:06 PM »

Zindagi main apki ahmiyat bata nahi sakte,
dil main apki jagha dikha nahi sakte..
Kuch rishte anmol hote hai e dost,
ye hum sabko samjha nahi sakte.


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«Reply #898 on: November 10, 2005, 05:33:16 PM »

Newtons law of self-desire...*

At constant teMperature and atMospheric pressure,
if you run around the tree at the speed of light,

u can FUCK ur own ASS...*