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«Reply #900 on: November 10, 2005, 06:16:17 PM »

Do you have holes in your underwear?

NO?

I bet u have!

NO?

Don't lie, confirm again.

Still ur ans is NO?

Then

Where do you put your legs


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«Reply #901 on: November 10, 2005, 06:19:05 PM »

Jiske pas kuch nahi us pe duniya hasti hai
jiske pas sabkuch hai usse duniya jalti hai
humare paas aapki dosti hai
jise pane ke liye duniya tarasti hai


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«Reply #902 on: November 10, 2005, 06:20:40 PM »

Yu nazar ki baat ki aur dil chura gaye,
andhero k saye mein dhadkan suna gaye,
hum to samjhe the ajnabi apko,
aap to humein hi apna bana gaye....


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«Reply #903 on: November 10, 2005, 06:22:10 PM »

This is MAGIC !
Press down 12times U'll become Sweet!

BUDHU U dont need Magic U were BORN SWEET. happy9


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bybh

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«Reply #904 on: November 11, 2005, 04:06:48 AM »

Ek dum Jhakaas Shareef Bhai...

Btw, itne din se kahan gayab ho gaye the???


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«Reply #905 on: November 11, 2005, 06:04:36 PM »

Quote from: "bybh"

Ek dum Jhakaas Shareef Bhai...

Btw, itne din se kahan gayab ho gaye the???

boleto yaar busy tha kaam me..paapi pet ka sawaal hai na....ab thoda free hoon aur salma b nahi aarahi hai na ...tho ab mein kis k liye post karoon kaun hai ab mera padne wala ...ha ha (i knw tabu...im dialogue baaz) :lol:


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«Reply #906 on: November 11, 2005, 06:28:10 PM »

If you want to be a winner in life. . .

& want to become a great person. . .

listen to what your girlfriend say. . ."

AND DO THE OPPOSITE. .


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«Reply #907 on: November 11, 2005, 06:30:09 PM »

Arz Hai:
Galib ne aisa sher mara..
Galib ne aisa sher mara..
Galib ne aisa sher mara..
galib ne aisa sher mara..
..ke

sherni vidhva ho gayi.


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«Reply #908 on: November 11, 2005, 06:32:54 PM »

COLLECTER
banna hai
toh IAS padh...

DOCTOR
banna hai
toh MBBS padh...

WAKIL
banna hai
toh LAW padh...

BAKRA
banna hai
toh ye SMS pado.


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«Reply #909 on: November 11, 2005, 06:34:17 PM »

Sharabi sadak per achanak kichad mein gir pada us waqt bijili chamki toh sharabi bola, hai bagwaan! ek to pehla kichad mein giradiya aur ab photo...


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«Reply #910 on: November 11, 2005, 06:35:16 PM »

Main

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AAHISTA BOLIYE JANAB.... Yahan tak aawaaz aa rahi hai..


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«Reply #911 on: November 11, 2005, 06:36:42 PM »

Please... can u lend me RS 1000... i will return it to u day after tomorrow...

drunkard talks to ATM machine.


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«Reply #912 on: November 11, 2005, 06:38:04 PM »

beggar tels a woman sitting on park bench- come honey,lets make love. Angry woman slaps him & says, i'm not a cheap slut. Beggar-then wat r u doing on my bed?


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«Reply #913 on: November 11, 2005, 06:42:37 PM »

10 sardars & a girl were hanging below a helicoptr on a rescue rope.
Pilot-1 must leave bcos of overload.
Girl-i will sacrifice!
All sardars started clapping!!!


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«Reply #914 on: November 12, 2005, 08:57:46 AM »

Quote from: "arsenmen"

Quote from: "bybh"

Ek dum Jhakaas Shareef Bhai...

Btw, itne din se kahan gayab ho gaye the???

hmmm haan me bhi busy thi ..aur yahan bahut kam he aati hu...waise kisine mere ko wada kiya ke wo veg ban jayega ..yahan to mujhe non-veg ki baas maar rahi hai..agar hai to plz edit karna warna mein aapse khati :p ...............haan i know srif chat pe he janab dialogue baaz hain he he........samne baath karein to bande ki bolti he band hojati hai lol ha ha...... :wink:


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